Those charity folk annoy me more...'Hello sir, could I just have a minute of your time?'
'I'm not eigh...'
'It won't take a second, really, I'm here about poor little kiddies in wheelchairs'
'I'm not eightee...'
'But first, can I ask how old you are?'
'Seventeen'
'Oh, sorry, you need to be eighteen. Have a nice day.'
('I'm not eigh...'
'It won't take a second, really, I'm here about poor little kiddies in wheelchairs'
'I'm not eightee...'
'But first, can I ask how old you are?'
'Seventeen'
'Oh, sorry, you need to be eighteen. Have a nice day.'
Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:03,
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I'm getting quite good at weaving my way across streets to avoid them.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:04,
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That actually happened to me once!Almost word for word. Except I can't remember what the charity was about...
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity,
Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:07,
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That happened to me with an NSPCC charity bloke.Unfortunately he talked to me for about ten fucking minutes before he asked that. Cunt.
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Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:15,
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I hate their logic"Excuse me sir, do you agree that deaf children should be helped wherever possible?"
I can't deny it.
"And that two pounds is a small price to pay to help a deaf child?"
Yes.
"Well, given that you've accepted both my premises as true, syllogistic law says you need to sign here and give me two pounds a month."
No.
"But the syllogisms! Think of the syllogisms!"
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Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:57,
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I can't deny it.
"And that two pounds is a small price to pay to help a deaf child?"
Yes.
"Well, given that you've accepted both my premises as true, syllogistic law says you need to sign here and give me two pounds a month."
No.
"But the syllogisms! Think of the syllogisms!"
I'mTerrible dealing with these people..
I feel bad just walking away saying no, so i end up waiting for them to explain their cause to me, which ends up taking a fucking AGE, by which time i've missed my lunch and am ready to jump into the road just to get away.
I'm going to get some fake hearing aids and pretend i cant hear them.. knowing those cunts they speak 10 different types of sign language and would have the patience to write down what they're saying for you.
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Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:22,
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I feel bad just walking away saying no, so i end up waiting for them to explain their cause to me, which ends up taking a fucking AGE, by which time i've missed my lunch and am ready to jump into the road just to get away.
I'm going to get some fake hearing aids and pretend i cant hear them.. knowing those cunts they speak 10 different types of sign language and would have the patience to write down what they're saying for you.