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# Pfffttttt...
i had two ducks land in the road outside Thor Towers on Sunday, Mrs thor shepherded them into the garden and away from the traffic, we spent eh next 15 minutes feeding them lully bread before they thanked us and flew off.

mrs duck came back yesterday for a wee while of her own accord.

she must have liked the bread.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Mister Thor!
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# how do catpain!
i'm off work this week, and for the latter half of last week as well.

i'm doing some sneaky work at an agency for free, i must be mental, giving up holiday ro go and work somewhere for free, still, it'll all go in the folio at the end of the day.

hows you, i havn't missed any topless shots have i?
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# I could get my tits out if you want?
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Hang on,
let me get a tissue first.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# you have to turn every thread to you you you don't you
tsk
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# pffffftttttt
like i've not got a hard drive full of semi-naked pictures of you already.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Yeh, but only the bottom half!
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# isn't that the best bit?
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# ...the only bit

the top half holidays in Thailand 6 months of the year
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Not that have been put on the internets, no.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# bah!
one day you'll slip up and i'll be there waiting.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I didn't say there wasn't any on the internets already.
I have evil exes.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# *google searches*
bah! damn you google.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Muahaha you'll never find me
*twiddles imaginary moustache*
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# in my minds eye that is an underpant moustache
*curses google again*
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# pictures!! or it didn't happen.
or perhaps on the other hand....
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# God and Duck Whisperer

Oh how I envy your life
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# he lives in a biffa bin behind the local co-op drinking meths
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
#
...landed gentry with his own bar *sighs*
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# yer fuggin' bastard!
your my bescht mate, lend us a tenner until giro day, yer bastard!

*throws dead cat at you*
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# fuggggin ggilo day yayy bas bass cuunnt
yous sttil, ack gowan, get theee ciderr in, fukk
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# it's not all work, work, work
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# :)
Ducks are apparently 'very busy' animals, or that's how they come across

Woo for giving you their time
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)