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# DUCK THREAD DUCK THREAD EVERYONE POST A DUCK AND I WILL FRIEND YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)
# YOU'VE GOT THE FEETS.
YOUR DREAM OF DUXHOOD WILL HAPPEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Even if it takes plastic surgery to get a beak?
That's one serious dux.
Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)
# What about geese?
They're like ducks only posher.

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)
# There's a time and a place for the goose,
as GMOS will testify.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)
# That's gonna be one hell of a court case.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I have a pigeon or two.

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)
# This isn't a duck you drew.
QUICKLY, TO PAINT!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)
# :( I don't have paint.
I do have a new programme to try out though. Bear with me!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Nobody said you had to have drawn them.
It says "please post a duck"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)
# No. Draw dux. Draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Ah I see, y- WHAT!?
I'm off ignore!?
I will have to draw a dux for you in paint to celebrate!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Trial period only, as I'm a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Have a dux for your troubles
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)
# This duck is dusty.
*hoovers* BRSHHHHZZZZZZZZZZZZZSHHHHHH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:11, archived)
# I have another pigeon. It is in the rain.
It is not dux, however. Nor is it dusty.
But I shall not post it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:13, archived)
# TALK LOUDER. THE HOOVER IS NOISY.
BRSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHWOOOMBRRHHSHHHHHHHHHHH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)
# WET BIRD IS NOT DUSTY
BUT WILL NOT POST DUE TO LACK OF DUX
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)
# SIR PIDGE NIPS, HOW IS MUM?
SIR PIDGE NIPS, HOW IS WIFE?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)
# MUM IS GOOD
WIFE IS SAD

HOWZ UR FAMILY MATE?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I AM CURRENTLY ON THE MOON. THERE IS NO NEED FOR FAMILY ON THE MOON.
WHY IS WIFE SAD?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)
# MUNEY TRUBLS :(
ENUF SAID BOUT THAT
INTERNET IS FOR HAPPY PLACE TIMES

LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)
# I CAN LEND HER BEER MONEY?
DO SMILES ON THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)
# I DO SEXY LAYDEEZ ALL THE TYME ON TEH INTERNET
I IS ALL TEH STUD
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)
# DYSLEXIA IS SEXY LAYDEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)
# DUCK
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)
# that duck is a goddamn X0R!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)
# 1337 duck is 1337!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)
# THAT DUCK IS o_o
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)
# SO WE'RE FRIENDS NOW YEAH?
WANT TO COME TO MY PARTY? THERE'S GOING TO BE CAKE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)
# A PARTY? WITH BROADS? WHAT ABOUT TASTY BEVERAGES?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Do you like parties?
-Yeah!
We can invite all our friends and serve cake and punch!
-Yeah!
I hope no bad people show up.




KICK IT!!! DUH-DUH DE DUH

12 Krypton Factor points if you Name That Video™
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Awww, but I want Krypton Factor points Mr Gordon Burns.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)
# So do I also want these points.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Name That Video™ then!
tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock.......
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)
# But this is unfair observation round.
You showed us no shoddily acted drama Mr Gordon Burns.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Ok then,
*dons denim jacket, VW emblem on chain and cap with peak turned up*
*screams down phone*

How's that?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)
# It's crazy uncle horace.
He takes LSD recreationally, cannot grow a proper moustache and has liberal political views.


I almost amazed myself that I managed that with a mouse.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Why does he have a volcano on his nose?
WHY!?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)
# That is his moustache.
His face is mostly beak so he cannot grow proper moustache. Silly hippy uncle horace.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Makes sense to me.
Play on Uncle Horace. Play on.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)
# HE IS GOT DRUGS TO THE MAX.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)