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# it is time for ducks.

ducks are from earth. please to post a duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)
# DUCK THREAD DUCK THREAD EVERYONE POST A DUCK AND I WILL FRIEND YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)
# YOU'VE GOT THE FEETS.
YOUR DREAM OF DUXHOOD WILL HAPPEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Even if it takes plastic surgery to get a beak?
That's one serious dux.
Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)
# What about geese?
They're like ducks only posher.

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)
# There's a time and a place for the goose,
as GMOS will testify.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)
# That's gonna be one hell of a court case.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I have a pigeon or two.

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)
# This isn't a duck you drew.
QUICKLY, TO PAINT!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)
# :( I don't have paint.
I do have a new programme to try out though. Bear with me!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Nobody said you had to have drawn them.
It says "please post a duck"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)
# No. Draw dux. Draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Ah I see, y- WHAT!?
I'm off ignore!?
I will have to draw a dux for you in paint to celebrate!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Trial period only, as I'm a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Have a dux for your troubles
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)
# This duck is dusty.
*hoovers* BRSHHHHZZZZZZZZZZZZZSHHHHHH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:11, archived)
# I have another pigeon. It is in the rain.
It is not dux, however. Nor is it dusty.
But I shall not post it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:13, archived)
# TALK LOUDER. THE HOOVER IS NOISY.
BRSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHWOOOMBRRHHSHHHHHHHHHHH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)
# WET BIRD IS NOT DUSTY
BUT WILL NOT POST DUE TO LACK OF DUX
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)
# SIR PIDGE NIPS, HOW IS MUM?
SIR PIDGE NIPS, HOW IS WIFE?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)
# MUM IS GOOD
WIFE IS SAD

HOWZ UR FAMILY MATE?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I AM CURRENTLY ON THE MOON. THERE IS NO NEED FOR FAMILY ON THE MOON.
WHY IS WIFE SAD?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)
# MUNEY TRUBLS :(
ENUF SAID BOUT THAT
INTERNET IS FOR HAPPY PLACE TIMES

LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)
# I CAN LEND HER BEER MONEY?
DO SMILES ON THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)
# I DO SEXY LAYDEEZ ALL THE TYME ON TEH INTERNET
I IS ALL TEH STUD
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)
# DYSLEXIA IS SEXY LAYDEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)
# DUCK
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)
# that duck is a goddamn X0R!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)
# 1337 duck is 1337!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)
# THAT DUCK IS o_o
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)
# SO WE'RE FRIENDS NOW YEAH?
WANT TO COME TO MY PARTY? THERE'S GOING TO BE CAKE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)
# A PARTY? WITH BROADS? WHAT ABOUT TASTY BEVERAGES?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Do you like parties?
-Yeah!
We can invite all our friends and serve cake and punch!
-Yeah!
I hope no bad people show up.




KICK IT!!! DUH-DUH DE DUH

12 Krypton Factor points if you Name That Video™
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Awww, but I want Krypton Factor points Mr Gordon Burns.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)
# So do I also want these points.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Name That Video™ then!
tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock.......
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)
# But this is unfair observation round.
You showed us no shoddily acted drama Mr Gordon Burns.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Ok then,
*dons denim jacket, VW emblem on chain and cap with peak turned up*
*screams down phone*

How's that?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)
# It's crazy uncle horace.
He takes LSD recreationally, cannot grow a proper moustache and has liberal political views.


I almost amazed myself that I managed that with a mouse.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Why does he have a volcano on his nose?
WHY!?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)
# That is his moustache.
His face is mostly beak so he cannot grow proper moustache. Silly hippy uncle horace.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Makes sense to me.
Play on Uncle Horace. Play on.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)
# HE IS GOT DRUGS TO THE MAX.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Chris. P. Duck.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)
# pip pip.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)
# eh wot!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)
# *holds it like a duck*
edit: I did this for my birthday, so you can have it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)
# You're doing pics again but you post them when I'm not around to comment :C
is that an Elvis Duck? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)
# I think it probably is, yes.
I wondered why a duck in a spangly suit with a quiff was a naturally occurring thought. Then I posted it and I remembered ELVIS DUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Who is Elvis Duck, anyway? I don't think we'll ever know...
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Fuck yeah blue duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Fresh
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I AM GOING TO HAVE TO ENJOY MYSELF TO THIS DUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)
# haha hell yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)
# :D
HONK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)
# I really, really like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)
# yay, my first ever post on b3ta was a duck
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Dredge it out!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)
# PROVE IT!
With the search feature you can...
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Earliest post feature :D
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/23553/earliest

Seems to have been non-existed since then.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)
# There are few better first posts
than ones containing ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Who do they think they are, eh?
"Ooh, we'll break yer arm!"- that's just bully tactics!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)
# last time i posted a duck
the post man was none too pleased
(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Gwub gwub . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Ducks do not glub glub. Ducks go beep beep.
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)
# haha
confusing and pulsating as always
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Gota do what I gota do ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)
# More duck
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)
# HELLO DUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:36, archived)
# lateduck is sorry he is late.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:48, archived)