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[challenge entry] Yummy!

From the Third World America challenge. See all 278 entries (closed)

(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 20:03, archived)
# mmm, delicious
the contents of my lunch today
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)
# You were lucky
all I had was a slice of tarmac with NO butter.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Tarmac?
Ooh la-de-da. I had a handful of dirt and I was glad to get that.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Dirt?
You lucky bastard. We used to dream of a bit of dirt - I always remember that there was one christmas when we were allowed a lick of the dirt-spoon. Those were the days...
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)
# You had it easy
I had to slice my own tarmac, with my teeth. And wash it down with meths.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I had a bottle of meths and some pocket lint
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)
# i thrust my head into a bucket of broken glass with some force
that was after i ate my macdonalds though
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Meths? METHS!
Your parents must have been rich. We had to wash our tarmac down with sump oil...


...and we had to steal our own sump oil.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Just imagine the toys
they'd put in their Happy Meals.

Also, woo.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)