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# You had it easy
I had to slice my own tarmac, with my teeth. And wash it down with meths.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I had a bottle of meths and some pocket lint
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)
# i thrust my head into a bucket of broken glass with some force
that was after i ate my macdonalds though
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Meths? METHS!
Your parents must have been rich. We had to wash our tarmac down with sump oil...


...and we had to steal our own sump oil.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)