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# Umm, what do I do now???
Ok, i found the site, liked what i saw, read the board, decided to become a member. Now what??? Do i have to make a crazy pic or what? And how?!
(Loyalroyal, Tue 7 May 2002, 20:59, archived)
# well
photoshop and paintshop pro are both good to use, although there are others. And pics don't have to be of brilliant quality (i should know :-). If it is funny post it.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:01, archived)
# use your wit, artistic talent and skill,
to impress us.
failing that, just be funny.

hello!
and
welcome!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 21:02, archived)
# and if you haven't the time, skill, software, or whatever...
just be funny in words. Or at least friendly. And sometimes offensive is good too.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:03, archived)
# Please feel free to use such terms as:
Fucksocks
Cuntymints
Pissflaps
etc etc
Even if you dont understand, we do

Evening all by the way
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 7 May 2002, 21:06, archived)
# and to be told
"That is fucking sick you bastard, i hope you rot in hell for that" is a term of endearment.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:08, archived)
# that is true actually.
rosey ain't kidding.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:47, archived)
# Yes
You HAVE to. You have 5 minutes. I suggest you get started.
(OtaKuno, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:07, archived)
# and if you want a shot of getting on the front page
which is a highly coverted position that we all aspire to

then you need to make sure your pic/anim is 280 pixels wide or less
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:14, archived)
# Or at least
280 pixel-compatible (ie. no too tiny text) because it can be shrunk for you.
(Blue™, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:50, archived)
# .
Either draw a picture, or make a collage from photos you have lying about, then simply insert the paper into your CD drive, close the door and press enter. Et Voila!
(qwerty, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:21, archived)
# qwerty!
Shame on you for trying to fool the newbie!
You're supposed to press *Alt-F4*
(OtaKuno, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:32, archived)
# HELP!!
OK, I'm a newbie! I just downloaded the Adobe Photoshop demo thingy, but don't have a clue what to do! Anyone of u kind people know where I can find a tutorial? Or do i Have to spend ages learning how to use the damn thing!?!
(Loyalroyal, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:41, archived)
# Otakuno!
Much as I hate reposts, can you repost the Babes of B3ta #3, because in the archives all i got was a red X!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:46, archived)
# yes,
please do! I never saw it either... and I'm going to bed in a mo. Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease..?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:48, archived)