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# Yes. but not into a torch.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Well see that's just you being vanilla.
You never know, it might be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Exactly.
Never say never. Especially to a policeman's torch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# but but but
what about a japs-eye/end spring connection?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# That's the risk you take.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# O_o



GAD-ZUKES!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# YARGH
made me cross my legs, and hence squish things...

Mind ouches and real ouches!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# it is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
# AWESOME! FOR SERIOUS?! TOTALLY!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# gag me with a spoon!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# *inserts cutlery*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# but really
if you need to elevate the menage รก un to the point where you want to imagine someone else is there
just get someone else involved
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
# If I wanted to imagine someone else was there
I'd probably go and get them too.

Do no men think about what it would be like to fuck a lady torch then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# no
ersatz vaginas will never be as good as a real one
because all it will do is counterpoint the fact that you do not have access to a real one at that juncture
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Maybe you do.
But maybe it's still preferable to use the fleshlight.

Like a fluffy sheep vagina. And I have no idea why that came to mind first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)