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# YOU mentioned sex first.
And I hadn't planned lesbian porn for ages yet. We've got artificial insemination, cock rings and spanish fly to cover first.

Turn to page 97- Daniel read the first paragraph please.

QUIET AT THE BACK. Is that gum?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Skip to spanish fly, I want to reference "Brass Monkey"
for Caewan
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# When I want a help teaching I will get a supply teacher
for you all to torment for a day.

UNTIL such time you will turn to page 97. And I want nobody's voice in the room except Daniel's. The first three I hear get detention.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# When Caewan was staying at my house
he kept saying I fancy Killerkitti, so I told him he must fancy Smash Monkey.
I kept singing "SMASH MONKEY! THAT FUNKY MONKEY!" to him.
Then when he left, he was still signed in on IE, so I put a large image in his profile declaring his love for her.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Oh yeah, i remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# but smash monkey is above the age of consent
so it's not grooming
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I'm not grooming Kk, though. :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# keep telling yourself that
and it might hold up under polygraph
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahahahah!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# That's detention.
Ah-ah-ah, no arguing, I did warn you. Any more and you'll go to the Headmaster's office.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Get the cane.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I would be arrested.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Oooh handcuffs
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# not if he asks for it
he's over 16 right?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Soon, soon...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I think it's different if it's a pupil
loco parentis and all that.

Oh yeah, and also no he's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# oh yeh
that old chestnut.

although in the absence of any teaching qualifications you may get off
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I partly understand this.
Partly not
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# SMASH MONKEY
THAT FUNKY MONKEY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
# You fancy KK.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Quiet, you'll give the game away.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I'm not really sure I want to ask, but...
"Spanish fly"?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# el fligo, signor
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# You'd make a good teacher.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I don't have nearly enough patience.
Which is a shame, I'd find it rewarding.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)