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EDITABLE TEXT: WELCOME TO DIE

WELCOMB TO DIE gotta update

also here are some sounds

(HELOSMTP http://tig.trumlaut.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

EXCELLENT THAT IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE WEB PLACES TO VISIT.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

THANKSA TO YOU

I will do more updates if one of you develps a pipelined MIPS processor in verilog 4 me

(HELOSMTP http://tig.trumlaut.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)

everynight i pray for more tig comics.

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d d, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)

everynight i pray for death.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

the only thing I know about Troy is that he Is Gay.

HOW I YEARN FOR SOME MORE PITHY TRUTH NUGGETS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

i made this along time ago for tig

but i didant post it because i don't want to get sued :C
trumlaut.com/jawe.mp3

i also made this but didnt post it because it sucks
trumlaut.com/hugl.mp3

(HELOSMTP http://tig.trumlaut.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)

also

there is a version of funner.bat on a hard drive someplace that will run itself instead of explorer.exe on startup and is almost impossible to remove, unless you run unfun.bat hooray

(HELOSMTP http://tig.trumlaut.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)

sounds awesome.

i want wizardry.

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d d, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:35, archived)

lol

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

I LIKE THIS SITE IT IS A FUNSITE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to...

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

GIRL, I WANNA TAKE YA TO A GAY BAR..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

LET'S START A WAR. START A NUCLEAR WAR.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)

You know, but ya acting like ya don't know.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

Doo-dah etc.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

Probably NSFW

www.b3tards.com/u/fa5e98993793b5a97721/print1.jpg

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

Well we were born within one hour of each other,

Our mothers said we could be sister and brother,

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

Your name is Deborah. (Deborah)

It never suited yah.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

I GET UP WHEN I WANT, EXCEPT ON WEDNESDAYS WHEN I GET RUDELY AWAKENED BY THE DUSTMEN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? PANTHER! PANTHER WHO?

PANTHER'S NOT HERE. I'M GOING SWIMMING! YAY!

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)

parklife.

you're so fucking wacky I could stab you.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

aha!

I see what has happened here, allow me to present my findings immediately...

yourself has managed to confuse your mid 90's monosyllabic brit-pop bands...

...AICMFP

(Spikey, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

IF ONLY MY BROTHER COULD BE HERE NOW!

HE'D GET ME OUT, HE'D SORT ME OUT ALRIGHT;
I KNEW I SHOULD'VE STAYED AT HOME TONIGHT.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

erm...

PARKLIFE!

su-per-grass?
bah my findings are ruined!

(Spikey, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

HEY LOVE, HOW'RE YA FIXED?

WE'LL MEET AT TEN PAST, NOW IT'S QUARTER TO SIX.
WE'LL SPEND THE WHOLE NIGHT MAKING LOVE ON THE SOFA..

it might sound funny, but he wasn't supposed to

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW A HEART IS A SPADE, BUT

SOMEHOW THE VITAL CONNECTION IS MADE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

OOH!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

I DON'T HAVE

TO SELL MY SOUL
(HE'S ALREADY IN ME)
I DON'T NEED
TO SELL MY SOUL
(HE'S ALREADY IN ME)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

KILL A COP KILL A COP

BECAUSE THEY SUCK AND COPS LIKE TO DIE.

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d d, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

I would like to hear Jarvis covering Body Count, I think that would be funny for all the wrong reasons

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

Kill a cop

Kill a cop
You lay your hands on me
I'm going to kill you cop

(props for anyone that can get this without Google)

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

FUCK YEAH.

LET'S ALL MEET UP IN THE YEAR 2000, WONT IT BE STRANGE WHEN WE'RE ALL FULLY GROOOOOWN! BE THERE, 2 O'CLOCK BY THE FOUNTAIN DOWN THE ROAD.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)

CUNTS ARE STILL RUNNING THE WORLD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)

FUCK.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

if you thought things had changed, friend, you'd better think again.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

fuck yes.

i love you so much. thank you.

love,
dyselexia, number one fan.

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d d, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

INVISIBLE RELEVANCE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

Just how we like b3ta.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)

well, I do prefer tenuous or obtuse to OMG RANDOM LOL.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

NO YOUN ARE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

reminds me of me

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)

That reminds me of me.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

that's not you

cats don't have the requisite motor skills or opposable thumbs to use modern keyboards, you'd have to have some sort of head attachment which is a concept so crazy etc et

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

Who said I was a cat?

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)

well it's a damn good disguise then

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)

Thank you.

I'm off to get some Kit-e-Kat.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

DISGUSTING CREATURE

please remove this post and replace it with the post of a dog

(HELOSMTP http://tig.trumlaut.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

With THE post of a dog?

...WHAT POST OF A DOG, YOU MADMAN?
BUH...WEH... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

y'know, THE post.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

I don't.

I actually looked around my front room for it.
It's nowhere!

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

well this goes back to November 2006.

that post.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)

Oh. OH! I'm with you now!

That post.
OK.

edit - sorry, what post?

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

the one with the dog

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)

YAY, SOCK IS BACK.

WELCOME BACK, SOCK.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)