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# they like you too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:44, archived)
# oh yeah
sculpturespore mk2 should be released tomorrow with any luck :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:47, archived)
# good to hear!
i thought i might have missed it but i stalked youwent over your past posts to see.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:50, archived)
# I forgot it was half term holidays
the kallus jr collective has absorbed me, but fear not for my will is strongish...
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)
# no worries, i accomplish 1/3 of the things i set out to do.
for instance, today i made croutons and very little else.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:01, archived)
# WELL, WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU CROUTES, MAKE CROUTONS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)
# LIFE GAVE ME 11 CENTS AND A RECTANGULAR PLATE EARLIER.
LIFE IS A MONG.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:12, archived)
# I like that "croute" can mean a crust of any kind, including scabs.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:17, archived)
# i used to work for a caterer.
one day i made approximately 8 billion brie en croute, and somewhere along the line i forgot to insert pear slices. madame caterer was not amused.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:24, archived)
# you did, however, remember to insert your balls briefly in every single one.
 
IT'S IN THE RECIPE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:25, archived)
# also why they were so expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)
# MY BALLSWEAT HAS THE MARKET VALUE OF A FINE FRENCH PARFUM.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:42, archived)
# Caesar salad?
yummm
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:05, archived)
# sort of. a vegetarian version.
croutons also for soup earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:09, archived)
# you know
I've never had a non-veggy caesar salad, I forgot that such a thing exists! Anchovies isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:13, archived)
# Yep
dead fish on a salad. How bizarre is that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:15, archived)
# WALDORF SALAD = RAISINS.
that is rong, rong, rong.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:17, archived)
# usually has anchovies, but capers and some caper brine replace them nicely.
also: a ton of garlic.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:15, archived)
# Chicken or eggs can also be added.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:43, archived)
# no to chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:46, archived)
# "But suppose someday there weren't any chickens. Would that mean there wouldn't be any eggs?"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:54, archived)
# SNAKE EGGS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:11, archived)
# "But suppose someday it happens. Suppose someday there weren't any chickens."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:30, archived)
# oh shit, i missed that.
oh babs, what could i possibly do?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:36, archived)
# it's mofaha's fault, him and his pretty pretty pictures.
 
WE JUST WONDERED WHERE YOU WERE PLANNING TO SPREAD YOUR VD TODAY, THAT'S ALL.. HUSSY!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:45, archived)
# if i ever own a condiment company, i'll make them market a product called "vd spread".
it'll be a greenish mayonnaise with little chunks in it, smell sweet and a bit sour, and guaranteed to leave stains.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:48, archived)
# aaaaahhhahhahhh ewwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:53, archived)
# i'll make millions from college kids and walk-in clinic staff.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:56, archived)
# Nothing wrong with a chicken caesar salad.
Also, anyone that doesn't put bacon in a caesar salad can stop pretending that it's a caesar salad.

Caesar salad.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:09, archived)
# humans who eat meat are bad humans.
and bacon is disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:10, archived)
# That is not true.
Stop acting like it's ok to kill plants.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:20, archived)
# i only eat minerals and undiscovered compounds.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:23, archived)
# THEY'RE FUCKING ASKING FOR IT, THE SMUG LEAFY GREEN BASTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:28, archived)