b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8268796 (Thread)

# It is actually true that b3ta openly encourages paedophilia.
Seriously, all the mods do it. Ask them for yourselves if you don't believe me.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# *grooms*
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# That's some messed up paedophilia you've got going on there, I'm nearing thirty.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# it's the hairless genitalia that confused him
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I LIKE TO KEEP THINGS TIDY DOWN THERE.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# so why all the weeping sores?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# thats my fault,
i forgot to wash my hands after handling an infected IV pump...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# bloody NHS!
I remember when you used to come out with fewer infections than when you went in... now they just swap them between patients (in England - the Scottish NHS is wonderful!)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# we invented some new ones for variety!!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# well done Madam
you appear to have Hepatitis-F or 'ivesb disease' as we've been calling it... we made it by crashing a patient with gonorrhea into a bus full of bad aids
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# it's like another child to me....
=D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# bugger
I'm 38, i'm crap at this stuff.
EDIT:
*cunning plan*

Fancy a pint ?

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)