It is actually true that b3ta openly encourages paedophilia.
Seriously, all the mods do it. Ask them for yourselves if you don't believe me.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:38,
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thats my fault,
i forgot to wash my hands after handling an infected IV pump...
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:54,
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bloody NHS!
I remember when you used to come out with fewer infections than when you went in... now they just swap them between patients (in England - the Scottish NHS is wonderful!)
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:56,
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well done Madam
you appear to have Hepatitis-F or 'ivesb disease' as we've been calling it... we made it by crashing a patient with gonorrhea into a bus full of bad aids
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:59,
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bugger
I'm 38, i'm crap at this stuff.
EDIT:
*cunning plan*
Fancy a pint ?
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Ning Has taken out flounce insurance.,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:41,
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