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# I'm sorry, I'm struggling to get the reference...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# political correctness.
I'm not allowed to call you an Uruk Hai hun any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# That's a nice thing to call someone.
I'll stop interrupting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I'm not even a proper Tim.
I just want to wind broony up because I love him too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Not even a proper what!?
Are we talking Scottish or Man or just You at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
#
He's not a fully fledged supporter of CelticFootballClub
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# How the HELL do you get Tim from that?
Bloody hell.

And ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
#
Short for Timothy
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I'm never going to get it, I don't think.
I'm doing blank female face right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
#
Sorry, I was being deliberately obtuse.
I honestly don't know. At a guess it's probably something to do with Timothy being a traditionally Irish name. Celtic were formed as a team of Irish Roman Catholic immigrants to Glasgow.

Sorry it's not interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# It's an Irish name?
Ohhh.

Not that I would have got it had I known that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
#
More a Roman Catholic one, they name their kids after saints. It could be something else, but I think that's likely where it came from.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# i thought
it was to do with a former bishop or summat,
gotta love Chris Brookmyre's take on it all in the glossary of tales etched in blood and hard back pencil
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# haha, that is an awesome book
All fun and games until someone loses an eye is also good, but a little bit silly.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I have read a lot
of Brookmyre including the one you mention above.
He's not bad considering his education. He has a fine mind. He is limited by his upbringing I feel. His characters all appear to be stereotypical Scots and I've been trying to get away from those cunts for 30 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# haha, yes some of his characters are a bit predictable
but the characters in the a tale of blood etched in etc. aren't stereotypical scots, that's what paisley's like.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# yeh
they're the only two i've got
my brother's got most of the others so i've read most of them

would like to see an AFAG sequel, think it'd be a good replacement for parlabane
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# haha
I don't find "hun" offensive in any way. I grew up thinking that "huns" were celtic... I find the terminology used for celtic fans much more offensive and am ashamed when I hear gers using words like "fenian".

All the religious nonsense around scottish football is bizarre, since most of the fans that prolong it are too busy collecting giros, beating their kid's mothers, and drinking bucky to go to church.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# see?
I'm not very good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I just don't get wound up by celtic fans
it's rangers fans that piss me off most of the time, especially my dad when he's in a hateful bigot mood.

I'm not greatly inclined towards any english teams, but i'd like to point out that i've been watching you lot quite a bit recently and i think i fucking love them.
Edit: utd, i mean.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# haha
It's political correctness gone MAD. The socially acceptable term is "blue-wearing, Rangers-supporting, triumphalist cunt".

How you doing? I've not been on that much recently due to having to write my thesis, so haven't seen you about... plus i've finally updated my profile with your pic.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I've not been on hardly at all
due to being drunk in the real world. Riding my new bike and basically being a cunt elsewhere.
Congratulations on making your profile uglier.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# haha
you're making me self-conscious, I was thinking about doing a full nude for my 15000 posts, but now I think I might just post my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# post mine.
I'm a buff god as you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
#
Yours is egg shaped and made of chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I think any woman
is going to consider that a bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# It'd melt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# and?
I'm sure he meant my egg and not my huge cock. ( which is not huge but large, I don't want to be sued ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# My cock is, quite frankly, miniscule.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# but will it melt
if I put 30 years of technique into licking it?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# non-stop?
Very probably. Or erode.

At some point I will have to let go though. I can't hold it for 30 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# you sir,
are a nonsense. A NONSENSE. And I submit this to you most disdainfully with a flourish of my perfumed handkerchief.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Have we swapped roles?
EXCELLENT.

Ooooh I appear to have lots of beer and no top on.



Anyway, apparently my nonsense is brilliant. You should APPRECIATE it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# haha.
I hate to burst your bubble but I always have a top on.
I'm quite a soft bastard when it comes to warmth.
I love your nonsense. I love you. I will however expect you to come supplied with a gag.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I think think bets are off on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I've seen two pictures of you
and there's nipples in BOTH.

I do not come supplied with a gag, but you have one on the end of both arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I'm sure I gave you instructions
per giving me the horn? I may have to pop out for a minute now,
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# My work here is done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# haha are you rory bremner?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# You can wish all you like
still no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# your cock's a fucking digrace if it can hide behind a mini easter egg
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I tucked it in
for international ladyboy day. did you not see my lipstick?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# haha
I tried to tuck my cock in before, but it made me bow-legged.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)