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# and Amanda Holden
as the lithe but superficially troubled daughter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# and Amanda Redmond
as the sex starved next door neighbour
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# it can't fail
how can ITV take months to come up with something like this when b3ta can do it in a matter of minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# because, contrary to appearances,
all these actors have souls.
ITV executives must spend months alternating between threatening their first born, torturing them with pliers and leeches and occasionally stopping and stroking them warmly while murmuring "just one more season, one more and it can stop..." in a choking, smoke-laced whisper.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)
# That's the sexiest thing I've ever read.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I've recently re-read all of TV go home
and it's affected my writing style more than a little.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I really detest her
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I'd detest her given half a chance
oh... wait... that's not right
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# empty the tests at her?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# remember
les dennis has spunked on her tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)
# And Sophie Aldred
according to his book.

Lucky fucker. How does the millionaire TV funnyman do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)