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[challenge entry] compost pearost thing.



ahem.

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(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)
# I don't know about you,
but I always make sure I buy free range children.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO POOR FLUFFY?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# HAPPY FUCKING B3TA DAY!
YOU CUNT!

*B3TADAY RAPES*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# FUCKING
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# B3RTHDAY, GRONKPAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I WILL DRESS IN THE COSTUME OF A BEAR AND DANCE SEDUCTIVELY FOR YOU
 
DO YOU HAVE A ROUGH WOODEN POLE UPON WHICH I MAY GYRATE?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# i have one...
in my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)
# RESPOND POST-HASTE
 
www.marriedtothesea.com/031106/bear-dance.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I have some catching up to do with MTTS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I liked today's toothpastefordinner.
 
www.toothpastefordinner.com/041408/home-defense-enthusiast.gif

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I could use a camera or two.
Anyone know how to load a moat into a flatbed truck?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# *does*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Searching around my house,
I have nothing that fits the bill.

Not even a broom.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)
# THANKYOU EVERYONE
IT'S BEEN A TOUGH 4 YEARS BUT SOME MOTHERFUCKER HAD TO DO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# STFU N00B
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# WOULD THAT I COULD, MOFAHA.
WOULD THAT I COULD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Keep your tractor level, lad!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)
# have a
very happy candleday...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
# haha!
that's rather good. Tenuous compo link, mind...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I am very bored of the third world, given they are largely muppets
and having our tax-payer's wallet waved about pointlessly

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# It's more that the leaders of the nations are largely corrupt
and siphon off your donations to their own personal bank accounts.

Don't blame the citizens, they're too hungry for a decent riot.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)