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# EH EM THLEUGH
/Stallone blog

Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# 12:01 ?

Noon Captain !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Picky picky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# noon young madam
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Noon also young sir!
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Just done that...

* Now has puss all over my screen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# PUSS
here puss puss puss puss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# pus, ashally
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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I know, hence me calling for kitties :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# *walks around in a circle*
*plonks self on lap*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# *tickles chin-chin
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# *dribbles*
:3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# *dabs with a tissue
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I miss having puddypies.
Sorry, that means cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# they are fluffeh rascals
but good.

Get one from a shelter, it will love you.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# It involves cutting a hole in an original Victorian patio door.
And also, how to protect the Fran monster? The top of her tank is mesh, I'm not sure if the cat got curious it wouldn't fall through the mesh and eat my baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# not if you get an old cat that likes to live in
mine stays indoors, we take her down to have a look at outside occasionally, but she just scampers back in to the warm, she's no fool.

Get mesh for fishkins, if cat is fed it probably wont bother.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I don't want to shut them in the house during the day though, I'd feel really cruel.
Plus that's just effectively shutting my lizard in the house with a much larger predator, old or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# heh
well, ours laps it up, she doesn't care about outside at all; She has many cushions and foods inside
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I've just always owned VERY independent cats.
Lock the catflap? We'll open the window then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# mine
hasn't the brain for exploration
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Ahhhh I love stupid cats.
There's one that lives rough near me, he used to belong to an old mate of mine but he likes wandering more. His name's Wardrobe, and he's thick as pigshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# OKAY NOW WHAT?!
You know what. I'm not going to even ask. Instead I'll try and stretch over to my bed to get my hoodie.

UNNGHHHHMmmmmffff.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I walked to fucking work this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# FUCK. How far is it, you wuss.
I'll give you a piggy back next time. Just give me a ring when you've finished. I'll come pick you up after too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha bollocks will you, I weigh more than you do, I bet.
Well I get the bus for 7 miles and then it's about a mile uphill. Not too far, but good for waking you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# FINE. DECLINE MY LOVELY, LOVELY OFFER. YOU'RE GOING ON IGNORE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# For not wanting to break your back?
Fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# FINE.
JERK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# OMG I MISS YOU LETS NEVER FIGHT AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Ohhhhhh K.
Just for the record though, you had the fight, it just happened to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# No fighting >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Well I was actually picking my Pussy...

So I have Pussy Pus on my screen - OK!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Pus from your pussy's pussy?
yr a wrong un
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Actually, to be factually correct...

I now have Picked the Pus from Pugsy my Pussy's Pussy.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# is it pudgy?
was the pus porridgey?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# ok... now listen!

I now have Picked the Porridgey Pus from Pugsy my Pussy's Pussy

The end
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# pus puss pusss?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# *jumps*
Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Wotcher lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# How are you this cold day?
I am cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I am not cold, I have a cashmere jumper on.
It's lovely and snuggly. Get one!

Alternatively *snuggles* there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# *glees* c:
I would go get my Genghis Tron hoodie but it's all the way over there *points*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# My favourite hoodie is my APC one.
You know how soft the inside of a hoody is when it's new? My APC one's NEVER lost that softness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# this + APC t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# My APC t shirt is a girly one.
And thus rides up at the front, so I only wear it over a longsleeve.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Soft and fluffy and the black fluff goes everywhere soft? Yeah I know. Irritates the fuck out of me.
I just noticed something cool. The palm side of my hand is blue. The other side is yellow.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# :O WOLVERINE HAND!
Also the APC jumper doesn't moult black fluff either, it's like it's a bit more evolved than normal jumpers or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I wish my clothes freaking evolved.
I also want a freaking pokemon sidekickbuddy. This just sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I sneeze like a pokemon. Or a kitten. Depends on who's accusing me.
I'll be your sidekick.


Oh, can also do Pikachu and Jigglypuff impressions. And Manwife does a good Bulbazor and Charmander.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# BULBASAUR. Right, he's hired.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Fucking charming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Learn to imitate some awesome Pokemon then, sweetie c:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I can do a good Leelu impression.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# What the fuck is a 'Leelu'?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Leelu.
Leelu Dallas Multipass. MUUUULTEEEPASS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Hello gorgeous man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
#
doc what's the condition
I'm a man that's on a mission



*blush*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# You like to think that you're immune to the stuff
Oh yeah.

Closer to the truth to say you can't get enough- you know, you're going to have to face it you're addicted to Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
#
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Walk like an Egyptian
Bow-d'now-now-now-d'now-now-now-d'now-now-now-d'now-now

*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
#
Caroline sits in her room
Playing killer killer killer killer beats
Poor caroline sits in her room
Playing killer killer killer killer killer killer beats
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Oh I like that song.
Ohhhh cos we are birds of a feather and you can be the fat one...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hee hee, i know
Skeleton you are my friend
But you are made of bone
And you have got no flesh and blood
Running through you to help protect the bone
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# \o/
I'm going to listen to that album tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# i'm listening to it now
or i was.
i'm now listening to this

Try to tell you baby, what you tryin' to do?
Tryin' to love me baby, love some other man too.
Bring it on home...
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I'm listening to cock all.
I've got Bobby Brown in my head though.

TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME YOOU'RE PLAAAAYIN
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# ; )
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter

And it makes me wonder

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen

Yes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on

Your head is humming and it won't go in case you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady can't you hear the wind blow and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

And she's buying a stairway to heaven, uh uh uh.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Christ.
Sung that one far too many times.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Good lunchtime everyone
thinks about cashmere jumpers
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# feels iggy'd
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)