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Well...

...I certainly wouldn't want to get arrested by them.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

Hahahaha

I AM THE LAW

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

NICS

* Not anymore - "To Hull with you

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

EH EM THLEUGH

/Stallone blog

Ning all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

12:01 ?

Noon Captain !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

Picky picky.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

noon young madam

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

Noon also young sir!

How goes it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

Just done that...

* Now has puss all over my screen?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

PUSS

here puss puss puss puss.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

pus, ashally

ashallyC];0p
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

I know, hence me calling for kitties :-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

*walks around in a circle*

*plonks self on lap*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

*tickles chin-chin

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

*dribbles*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

*dabs with a tissue

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

I miss having puddypies.

Sorry, that means cats.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

they are fluffeh rascals

but good.

Get one from a shelter, it will love you.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

It involves cutting a hole in an original Victorian patio door.

And also, how to protect the Fran monster? The top of her tank is mesh, I'm not sure if the cat got curious it wouldn't fall through the mesh and eat my baby.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

not if you get an old cat that likes to live in

mine stays indoors, we take her down to have a look at outside occasionally, but she just scampers back in to the warm, she's no fool.

Get mesh for fishkins, if cat is fed it probably wont bother.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

I don't want to shut them in the house during the day though, I'd feel really cruel.

Plus that's just effectively shutting my lizard in the house with a much larger predator, old or not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

heh

well, ours laps it up, she doesn't care about outside at all; She has many cushions and foods inside

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

I've just always owned VERY independent cats.

Lock the catflap? We'll open the window then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

mine

hasn't the brain for exploration

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Ahhhh I love stupid cats.

There's one that lives rough near me, he used to belong to an old mate of mine but he likes wandering more. His name's Wardrobe, and he's thick as pigshit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

OKAY NOW WHAT?!

You know what. I'm not going to even ask. Instead I'll try and stretch over to my bed to get my hoodie.

UNNGHHHHMmmmmffff.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

I walked to fucking work this morning.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

FUCK. How far is it, you wuss.

I'll give you a piggy back next time. Just give me a ring when you've finished. I'll come pick you up after too.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Hahaha bollocks will you, I weigh more than you do, I bet.

Well I get the bus for 7 miles and then it's about a mile uphill. Not too far, but good for waking you up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

FINE. DECLINE MY LOVELY, LOVELY OFFER. YOU'RE GOING ON IGNORE.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

For not wanting to break your back?

Fine.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

FINE.

JERK.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

OMG I MISS YOU LETS NEVER FIGHT AGAIN.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

Ohhhhhh K.

Just for the record though, you had the fight, it just happened to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

No fighting >:(

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Well I was actually picking my Pussy...

So I have Pussy Pus on my screen - OK!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Pus from your pussy's pussy?

yr a wrong un

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

Actually, to be factually correct...

I now have Picked the Pus from Pugsy my Pussy's Pussy.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

is it pudgy?

was the pus porridgey?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

ok... now listen!

I now have Picked the Porridgey Pus from Pugsy my Pussy's Pussy

The end

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

pus puss pusss?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

*jumps*

Hello!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

Wotcher lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

How are you this cold day?

I am cold.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

I am not cold, I have a cashmere jumper on.

It's lovely and snuggly. Get one!

Alternatively *snuggles* there you go.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

*glees* c:

I would go get my Genghis Tron hoodie but it's all the way over there *points*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

My favourite hoodie is my APC one.

You know how soft the inside of a hoody is when it's new? My APC one's NEVER lost that softness.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

this + APC t-shirt

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

My APC t shirt is a girly one.

And thus rides up at the front, so I only wear it over a longsleeve.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

Soft and fluffy and the black fluff goes everywhere soft? Yeah I know. Irritates the fuck out of me.

I just noticed something cool. The palm side of my hand is blue. The other side is yellow.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

:O WOLVERINE HAND!

Also the APC jumper doesn't moult black fluff either, it's like it's a bit more evolved than normal jumpers or something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

I wish my clothes freaking evolved.

I also want a freaking pokemon sidekickbuddy. This just sucks.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

I sneeze like a pokemon. Or a kitten. Depends on who's accusing me.

I'll be your sidekick.

Oh, can also do Pikachu and Jigglypuff impressions. And Manwife does a good Bulbazor and Charmander.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

BULBASAUR. Right, he's hired.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

Fucking charming.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

Learn to imitate some awesome Pokemon then, sweetie c:

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

I can do a good Leelu impression.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

What the fuck is a 'Leelu'?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Leelu.

Leelu Dallas Multipass. MUUUULTEEEPASS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

*waves*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

Hello gorgeous man!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

doc what's the condition
I'm a man that's on a mission

*blush*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

You like to think that you're immune to the stuff

Oh yeah.

Closer to the truth to say you can't get enough- you know, you're going to have to face it you're addicted to Captain.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

Walk like an Egyptian

Bow-d'now-now-now-d'now-now-now-d'now-now-now-d'now-now

*whistles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Caroline sits in her room
Playing killer killer killer killer beats
Poor caroline sits in her room
Playing killer killer killer killer killer killer beats

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

Oh I like that song.

Ohhhh cos we are birds of a feather and you can be the fat one...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

hee hee, i know

Skeleton you are my friend
But you are made of bone
And you have got no flesh and blood
Running through you to help protect the bone

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

\o/

I'm going to listen to that album tonight.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

i'm listening to it now

or i was.
i'm now listening to this

Try to tell you baby, what you tryin' to do?
Tryin' to love me baby, love some other man too.
Bring it on home...

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

I'm listening to cock all.

I've got Bobby Brown in my head though.

TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME YOOU'RE PLAAAAYIN

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

; )

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter

And it makes me wonder

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen

Yes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on

Your head is humming and it won't go in case you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady can't you hear the wind blow and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

And she's buying a stairway to heaven, uh uh uh.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

Christ.

Sung that one far too many times.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

Good lunchtime everyone

thinks about cashmere jumpers

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

feels iggy'd

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Ha ha, I thought something like this

when I read it......(but you took it a step further and actually made a picture, so Kudos to you )

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

Yup, what you said

but applied to me

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

Hahahahaha! :D

You silly!

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

Shock troops!

woo

*fears*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

Hooray.

I'm glad they're keeping all this terror down to a reasonable level. It got so I couldn't walk the streets without wetting myself from the fears. Now I'm only mildly nervous.
Perhaps they could have more police for policing streets of a night so that the local yobs don't vandalise my car again, rather than looking in bins and behind small walls for those millions of terrorists they keep telling us exist.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

I'm always SO pleased when they up the 'protection' of us all

and protect our right to continue our normal life by stopping us with an automatic weapon in hand and going thru our bags, that always makes me feel the terrorists aren't changing our rights to freedom does that one...

Name me one fucking time they ever found a bomb that way compared to the millions of peoples rights they walk all over everytime they do that.

Grrrrr!

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

while I agree in sentiment with everything you say

do remember there are many things that happen that you never get to hear about.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

because the government's covered them up

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

or because they aren't really reportable for whatever reason

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

the reports cannot penetrate my tinfoil hat

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

they have a massive piece of tarpualin?

i knew it

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The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

Yea!

* What ever did happen to all those kids in Jersey?

???

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

I bet there aren't.

The police and government usually hoot out with excitements over every small terror-related police activity. "The police have announced today that they have arrested a gang of terrorists. The gang, the members of which cannot be identified, age from eight to twelve years old, and were carrying out terrorist related activities in the playground of Wormington Junior school."

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

in my previous job, working for a recycling company

while I was visiting one of our sites, an abandoned car was brought in, which was routine.
It was full of ammunition, camouflage gear, and other such stuff. Including flight plans.

There was never a peep about that on the news.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

Mrs Vagabond's a Paddy.

Her parents were back and forth to here from Ireland every few months during the 1970s and 80s.

They can count the number of times they weren't stopped and searched on one hand.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

“Naturally the common people don't want war; neither in Russia, nor in England, nor in America, nor in Germany ... Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.”

- Herman Goering -

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

and he said butter makes us fat

quite prophetic really

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The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

Hahahahaha

"Hey - listen everyone! I've got a great quote! Are you listening? Ready? Hitler! Hitler! I've got a great quote! Ready? BUTTER MAKES US FAT. There! What do you think of THAT, eh ladies?"

"Oh fuck off Goering you attention-seeking cunt..."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

pfft if b3ta ran the nazi party

it would've been much better.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

"HEIL HITLER!"

"Dancing Hitler, evil Hitler, or baby Hitler?"

EDIT: This needs to be an Image Challenge.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

YES, YES IT DOES

ROB ROB ROB LOOK AT THIS^

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

ROB ROB ROB LOOK AT THIS ^^^ PLEASE!

^ ROB LOOK AT THIS ^

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

It's very simple:

Nothing to hide, nothing to fear*.

Terms and conditions apply. Things to hide may vary from those described. This government is not responsible for any actions of any future governments. Laws subject to change without notice. Full details undisclosed due to legal reasons.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

Speaking of terror police

I found this earlier on our shelves, having heard a little piece about Ian Flemming on the Today program this morning:

CFB
He was reading this book whilst wondering for a name for a certain character. More

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

If you look carefully in 'Die Another Day', Bond picks up a copy of that book in an office in Cuba...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

Wow

I mean wow

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

one of the few nice little touches in an altogether shite entry into the film series

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

I actually vaguely remember this

lunch time! :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

Dear Mr Architect

First and foremost, hello. Secondly, what Bond film would you suggest for one who would like to appreciate them but so far has only seen the end of that one with the metal teeth guy and Casino Royale?

Warmest of regards,

Captain Hieronymous Wow, First Class (6 and 3 quarters)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

Debbie Does Dallas

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

goldfinger.

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

which version of Casino Royale?

for pure 70s blaxploitation and voodoo weirdness, watch Live and Let Die.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

The new one, I was dragged.

But I enjoyed it, which I wasn't expecting. Apparently that's because it wasn't a Bond film really. Bloody said Bond on it, everyone called the lad Bond and bangs happened.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

A fine afternoon greeting to you.

and as for your second point, this may well stir up controversy - ON THE INTERNETS!, by my opinion would be one of the following:

Connery era - Russia with Love or You Only Live Twice - the latter being my personal fave Connery/Bond flick
Moore Era - For Your Eyes Only
DO check out 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service', as it is quite a good film, despite the general opinion out there of it.

but I'd suggest starting with 'The Living Daylights'.

*awaits 'heresy' namecalling to follow*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

all good

but also, Live and Let Die

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

is n't live n let die

The one with Jaws (metal teeth bloke) in?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

I trust your opinion, it's always seemed solid enough.

Also, I shall try to watch the Roger Moore one but I may fail due to his general sleaziness making me feel a bit ill sometimes. He reminds me of a pervy Uncle.

Edit: how rude of me! Thank you, sir.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

then stick with For Your Eyes Only then

his most 'serious' portrayal of Bond, and also a good film, with no discernable and over the top villian.

/it also has the gorgeous Carole Bouquet in it :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

Right, that's Sunday afternoon sorted then.

You are a veritable encyclopaedia. I owe you a drink or a cake, your choice. Cupcake, mind. The bigger the cake the more likely I am to mess it all up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

If you turn up at the London Bash,

I'll have whatever is going :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Turn up? I've got to get there pre everyone else

for the barbeque. Plus Dix is getting in early so I want to be at least in London if not already at Ghostie's by the time he gets in.

And THEN JPG's turning up in the afternoon on Sunday so it looks like I'll be in Londres for most of the weekend.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

On Her Majestys Secret Service

the one evryone hates cos its got George lazenby in it, is actually a damn corking film.

Diana Rigg is the best Bond girl ever!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

well said that man

it is a cracking film

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

...

*Bond geek*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

*dittos*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

No it's not is the wet Russian one who goes "James! James!" at Timothy Dalton the whole time, and you know it.

100% Scientific FACT.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

I saw a GTA4 clip the other day, it was a LCPD promotional vid

and it said, "Policing used to be about catching criminals, but thanks to politicians it's now about fighting terrorism"

Spookily accurate.

Edit - here we go www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJRb7e4C7zw

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

GAH FUCKING JACQUI SMITH FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK OFF

possible one of the single most useless, clueless, irritating individuals to ever 'serve' this country*

*this may also apply to Blunkett, Blears and Kelly

/rant

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

+ Prescott

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

expectng at least a couple of "300" jokes...

(londoner, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

haha

+10 for accuracy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

You are Rowdy Roddy Piper AICMFP

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

Best way to 'prevent radicalism'?

Ban religion.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

^this

spot on

(londoner, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

Ahhhhhh

KILL 'EM BEFORE THEY KILL US!!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

terrifying

and those police look a bit weird!

baddum tshhhhh

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

Somehow that reminds me...

...of the nazi frog supervillain I met the other day.

(cvk is 90% sugar free, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

It ain't easy being green

and having a clockwork heart, dust for blood, and allegiance to the Ogdru Jahad.

Anung un Rama!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Not hard at all

but eating flies is shit -- at least that's what he told me.

(cvk is 90% sugar free, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

love that

*click*

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

O B E Y

PUT THE GLASSES ON!

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the ghost of last tuesday, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)