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# So far verdict is: beat laptop up with cutlass and blame citylink.
Thoughts?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# sounds like a plan
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# OR I could wait for a lorry to come along
and throw it in the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Praise Allah.
That should work.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# He's studiously ignoring my technical woes today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Then CURSE ALLAH!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# That's a bit harsh.
Poor bunny, he's got stuff to do. One bird's laptop is hardly a concern. He invented IT blokes for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Nobody invented IT blokes.
They just emerged from the swamps, like mudskippers and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Do they all drink guinness then?
Hang on, out of all the IT guys I've dated they all did.

:O
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Well I work in IT,
and I drink Guinness, so yes, that sounds like it's correct.

I'm not a programming geek though. Just a Designer. I don't want to be mistaken for one of 'that' lot.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I own a designer. He doesn't drink guinness though.
I do. Well, I would but it's a billion calories a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Calories = Tastiness

(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Worst kind of calories.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# hmm
mebbe i should become an IT guy then :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# He did?
Then I stand by it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Nooo there's a lovely one at my work.
I just want to cuddle him, he's so sweet. AND we've got one called Babar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Well the one at my school is a self-righteous cock.
Babar? Is he an elephant in a suit?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I don't know I've not met him.
He sent me an email yesterday. I'm very excited, I might go wandering to see if I can find him. He'd probably hate me cooing over his name though, bet he gets it all the time. But aww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
# At least both of his names aren't Italian cities.
I mean for fuck's sake!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Careful, I might start reading the phone book.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Well i've got a few years while you learn to read at least then.
Also I should add that neither are technically city names verbatim. In Italy, and I think in some other European countries, instead of surnames being occupations or such they would usually just be Da Vinci or of whatever town they were of.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I'm going to get an adult to help.
That's what the TV always tells me to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I told you not to trust those transvestites.
Anyone who dresses in lace as recreation is untrustworthy, that's like trying to relax by repeatedly rubbing sandpaper all over your ocipital lobe.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# What if they dress in lace
as part of their job?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Well if their job is some kind of erotic entertainer then that's fairly reasonable.
If they're a builder, then less so.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# What if they're a builder/escort?
Come round, fix your house, take you out for the night?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# They'd have to change though, I'm fairly sure health and safety prescribes not only hardhats but tough jean like material to prevent grazes.
Although I'm fairly sure I made that up.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I don't think
you work for health and safety.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Not really.
I strive more for pain and peril.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# The way mine's made me have my chair
you'd fit right in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)
# That was just a noise.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Just leave some iced buns around.
You'll soon lure him out.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# :D hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)