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# They look like if you lifted them up they'd slap back on her chest with a 'Fwanpk' noise
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Newsflash: women do not stay under 25 forever.
Turn gay or realise the fact that what you've got between your legs is hardly pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# haha, very true, but i think i'll wait till im over 25 till i start sleeping with them
i still dont like yokos boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# That's alright, she told me she thinks you're a cunt.
So everybody's happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Thats alright then!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# well, that's your opinon. Mine's a fucking right looker
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# *demands proof*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I'll show you mine, etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I know the Capn is a fine looking lady
but I doubt she has a penos
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Not a flesh one. No.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# concrete?
jelly?
congealed gravy?
lego?
kapok?

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Pins, macrame and old copies of the radio times.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# haha
+10
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# \o/
If I had a willy it'd be terrific. I often wonder what it'd be like. I imagine ace, but I don't know how you lot walk about with giblets and trousers and allsorts to consider.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I dunno
I've been wearing my girlfriend's knickers today, they're actually quite comfortable
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Are they lacy ones or comfy ones?
I am wearing my own knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# lacy black ones
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Hahaha if they're boyshorts
you and I are wearing matching pants.

edit: these are boyshorts www.sexyundergear.com/susyboyshorts1small.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# haha
yes they are, and yes we are, in that case
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Should we fight crime or something?
Also- why are you wearing them, if you don't mind me asking?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# heheh
mine are all in the wash - except for the ones which have mysteriously gone missing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I knew it'd
be for that reason.

I've started to buy too much underwear, I've got to stop it for a bit now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I have to disagree.
Obviously not about your girlfriend's knickers, but you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# With him not knowing?
I disagree also. He's up to something, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)
# She has,
but it's attached to Manwife
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Who is attached to the sofa.
Which is all of the metre and a bit away.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Excellent.
Get a move on then.


etc?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# hahaha splendid work madam
now gaz me a reply or I'll think you hated it*

*not my cock of course, which is lush, but the 'thing' from yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Oh I haven't... hang on.
Send. Cock. Please.


Come on, someone should.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)