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# *takes willy out of ear...*
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)
# you have ruined my chances of helpful advice
this makes me sad
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)
# I'm hardly the person to ask.
I'm like the Bishop of Bath and Welles most of the time. As long as you're funny and you brush your teeth and wear deodorant there'll be a girl out there willing to shag you. Perfecting a willingness to go down on her for at least half an hour at least once a day doesn't go amiss either. And learn how to cook at least one meal well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)
# you mean you eat babies?
i can cook several really fancy meals, my mum taught me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)
# Good work.
So now all you need to do is be able to breath through your ears and you're away.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)
# My dad told me that was a handy skill to have
when i was about 10 years old. He went away laughing.

the bastard
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)
# Well he knows, see?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)
# if only he knew about condoms
my parents learned a valuable lesson there
/only child blog
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha
My Dad told me the same thing. When I turned 14 he also offered me this sage advice: "Marc...all you need from life is a woman with a heart of gold, and a fanny like a jar of worms.."
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:41, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeee
they feel like worms?
its raining outside too...*gets old bean tin*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:07, archived)
# Nooo I liked it, it was warm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Well, I did warm it up especially.
*inserts it back*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)
# I thought so.
I do appreciate all the care and attention that goes into you humping the side of my head and screaming like a monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:16, archived)
# Screaming like a chimp.
Chimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)
# Oh I don't know.
What are the ones that go 'oooOOOO'? They sort of...whoop.


Bet you make that noise. BET you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Maybe one day you'll find out, babe.
*smooth*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)
# I can but live in hope.
Night all, My bed's a-calling.

x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:26, archived)
# Night, sweetie.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 3:30, archived)