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# anything made of glass
anything that is alive
anything called clive
anything unlubricated
the list goes on but those are important ones
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Sooo, a dead duck covered in ky?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# provided its not called clive, i guess thats cool
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)
# okey dokey, you're the boss
*buttslams with a mallard
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# **grimaces** ooooof! i hope your going to pull that out when you're done!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# why pull it out when it's more fun to get you sent to casuality and explain how you had to sit down suddenly while cleaning out the duckpond?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# i'd prefer to say it just flew in there when i was reinacting goatse for a history tour
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# INFLATE THE DUCK!
get my pump
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Where do I deliver the bill?
fnarr, fnarr...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# what's wrong with glass?
and clive?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# thats primarily for bottles and broken glass
bottles can apparently get very stuck in your ass and you have to drill in the bottom to equalise the pressure and remove them,
and broken glass is unpleasant.
all clives shouldnt be allowed in orifices FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# getting picky already,,,
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# fire ants
blasting jelly
power tools
cement powder
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# those are on twice, once individually and once as a combination of horrific pain
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# depends on the power tool attachment
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)