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# Hello baby
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Awesome Softcell song:
youtube.com/watch?v=_U2nLlWJ0mI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)
# **adds to list of things that are never going up my ass**
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Peers over shoulder
at the list of things that can....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# and what else is on this list
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# well, for a start, it looks like Dixon isn't
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# anything made of glass
anything that is alive
anything called clive
anything unlubricated
the list goes on but those are important ones
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Sooo, a dead duck covered in ky?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# provided its not called clive, i guess thats cool
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)
# okey dokey, you're the boss
*buttslams with a mallard
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# **grimaces** ooooof! i hope your going to pull that out when you're done!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# why pull it out when it's more fun to get you sent to casuality and explain how you had to sit down suddenly while cleaning out the duckpond?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# i'd prefer to say it just flew in there when i was reinacting goatse for a history tour
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# INFLATE THE DUCK!
get my pump
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Where do I deliver the bill?
fnarr, fnarr...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# what's wrong with glass?
and clive?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# thats primarily for bottles and broken glass
bottles can apparently get very stuck in your ass and you have to drill in the bottom to equalise the pressure and remove them,
and broken glass is unpleasant.
all clives shouldnt be allowed in orifices FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# getting picky already,,,
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# fire ants
blasting jelly
power tools
cement powder
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# those are on twice, once individually and once as a combination of horrific pain
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# depends on the power tool attachment
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# what's wrong with pancakes?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# getting them outs a pain in the ass
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)
# not if you get a local first
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# i am not putting pancakes in my ass, regardless of the level of aneastetic im on!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)
# that's what everyone says...
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# ...but when they try it they always like it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)
# i have a one litre bottle of that id glide stuff
**adds to list of things that are definately going up my ass**
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)
# im so glad i'm not the only b3tan with such a list hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# I rather like to be surprised ;)
figging ftw!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# i dont quite understand how that would of been discovered personally
but people do weird shit
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# it was an accident!
I was naked, cleaning the top shelf of my kitchen, and I fell. Right onto that large chunk of peeled ginger.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# you know about figging too?
I've got some ginger, wanna go?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I always hang around the ginger root basket at the local shop
trying to figure out who's buying it for legit reasons. It's always a great conversation starter!


some of the content of this post might not be entirely true
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)
# pfffft
same with cucumbers, butternut squash, aubergines etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# slippy slippy
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# 1 liter O_o
is it "chair" on top of the list?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Oh god
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
# lol
Is that Noel's?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# isn't it nice... sugar and spice...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# it's on my local's jukebox
for some unknown reason. I play it every other weekend :-)
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# i was actually introduced to the song many many years ago by my lady
strange that i'd never really listened to much soft cell before then apart from the really obvious stuff, given my 80s music fixation
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# nice transparency work
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# haha nice!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)
# That's never enough lube!
(there may not BE enough lube)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)
# come now
surely that must be,

a little goes a long way,
To help a lot go the wrong way!

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)
# I'm just guessing on the size compared to the average size of gnomes
tho I guess goatse could manage it, with room for an arm probably...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)
# i had a dream about a gnomebuttplug
i think it also involved the goatse :S
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# seckseh
nocturnal emitothon!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)