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# I hope you're a lady...
The though of balancing battenburg on man boob just before lunch is enough to make John P lose his lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# personally, I like a batten on my moobs
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I enjoyed this joke.
The punchline is what did it for me.

A+double-starMeritMeritPlus (equiv. GCE D grade)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Boobs? Check
Mimsy? Check
PMT? Check

Yep, I'm a bona fide bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# haha
Did you see that film Mimsy!! What the hell were they thinking??

Sorry about the PMT *Offers hot water bottle*
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# *takes hot water bottle*
Mmmmm. Thanks.

The adverts for that film made me laugh! The people who commissioned it obviously don't spend any time on B3ta. Which is probably why they're big film producers making lots of money.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# That is not a thorough check.
Have you checked for:

Bridge;
Helicopter;
Shark;
Pencil-thin eyebrows?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Well
If you piss me off I'll bite your knob off, so I suppose I've got the shark bit covered.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Ah!
My knob was replaced by a lovely handle. You know what it's like, trying to open the door with slippery hands after a round of anal fistings. The handle is much more convenient.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)