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# I like all steak pies...
But I like it when the pastry is all round, not just a crust thrown on top....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# fuck me, that pisses me off
the worst one I had was literally a small bowl with a tiny bit of meat in gravy with a square of microwaved pastry that had just been put on top separately

I mean wtf
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# you should have shat on top and returned it to the waiter/waitress
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# This.
And then started idly throwing your cutlery at the other patrons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# there's an exceedingly finite amount of cutlery
is it acceptable to move onto condiments once this is exhausted or do you anticipate between 3 and 7 other patrons?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Condiments, plates, little vases, candles (especially if lit)
If the dessert cart comes around you can choose to commandeer and use as additional arsenal OR you can just overturn it and rub the waiter's nose in it screaming 'BAD PUPPY BAD PUPPY GET TAUGHT LESSON'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# YES! YESYESYES!
The bowl of runny stew with a biscuit on top is a travesty!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I'm sorry - I ordered a pie,
not a stew with a frisby
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)