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turn and face them and try and stare them out

this will confirm their fears

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)

No, put your hand on their knee under the desk

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

Especially if it's a girl.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

would a twitch be good as well?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

try struggling to focus so that your head hurts physically

and then drool

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

When is a twitch bad?

*twitches*
*stares*

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

I find a good stammer scares away strangers

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

if you can roll one eye semi-independently thats good too

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)

I can look forward with one eye

and to the side with the other.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)

thats a damn good trick

have you a bog eye or are you a chameleon?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)

I've got a fucked up eye from having my face broken a few years ago.

Also: bye lovelies!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

ouch :(

byeee

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

bye

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

Or just go for the subtle one

And always stare at a point about 2 inches above one of their eyes when you are talking to them.

Always.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

i find 3 inchs to the left of the right ear works like a charm

then you have them looking over their shoulder

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)

No, just start humming the theme tune to This Morning

really loudly.

Get really into the end bit, also.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

i don't know that one

i could possibly mutter "transformers: robots in disguise" over and over again

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

if you don't know the theme to this morning, try Going For Gold

if you don't know that try Flying Doctors... while you hum, look with abject horror into the middle distance... when you get to the end of the song, turn and run like the wind screaming as hard as you can

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

Too normal.

Most lads your age love the Transformers.

Rub your crotch really fast whilst asking them what they think of Andrew Marr.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

Or if you're feeling lazy

Rub your crotch really slowly.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

slowly and insistently rub the crotch whilst saying

"the. wheels. on. the. bus. go. round. and. round. round. and. round. round. and. round." with sharp inhalations every couple of words.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)

real work based vocal expression of mirth

to the extent that I had to fake a cough... I'm not sure my colleagues were convinced...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

turn and follow all of the advice within this thread

_{you'll probably be promoted}

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)