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# i'll give you a tenner
if you take your clothes off, dance eroticly and sing 'hello' by lionel richie.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)
# chucking your money about?
for a tenner I'd give you Stevie Wonder's "I Just Called to say I Love You" with a daffodil sticking out of my bum
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I'd do that for free.
No wait...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# cor! i'm like the morrissey-esque touch at the end there.
deal!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)
# you can make anything morrisey-esque
just play it at three quarters speed
So I'm a bit short of cash right now, what would I have to do for £100?
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)
# hhmmmm
make a big clay lionel richie head and do naughty things with it whilest singing "private dancer" by tina turner and wearing high heels and make up and a tina turner style mullet.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Clay lionel richie...ok
naughty things...ok
private dancer...ok
high heels...ok
make up...ok
mullet... NFW baby, deals off
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# bugger!
i knew the mullet was a step to far, i pushed you too hard!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)
# i could perform "anything for Love" by meatloaf
wearing a kilt and bollock weights for £3.80
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# is it me you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# ALWAYS!
*rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)
# nonono
rape surprise sex
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)
# surprise group sex maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)
# so few people truly understand the wonders of being made airtight

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)