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# Part frog, part snake, all woman.

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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)
# you are prodigy69
fivepoundclaim
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Hahahah!!!
:D

The teeth were a last minute addition ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)
#
www.thoraxcorp.com/flasher.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)
# It won't load,
but I can tell by the filename what you're trying to do :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)
# i'll give you a tenner
if you take your clothes off, dance eroticly and sing "hello" by lionel richie.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)
# chucking your money about?
for a tenner I'd give you Stevie Wonder's "I Just Called to say I Love You" with a daffodil sticking out of my bum
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I'd do that for free.
No wait...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# cor! i'm like the morrissey-esque touch at the end there.
deal!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)
# you can make anything morrisey-esque
just play it at three quarters speed
So I'm a bit short of cash right now, what would I have to do for £100?
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)
# hhmmmm
make a big clay lionel richie head and do naughty things with it whilest singing "private dancer" by tina turner and wearing high heels and make up and a tina turner style mullet.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Clay lionel richie...ok
naughty things...ok
private dancer...ok
high heels...ok
make up...ok
mullet... NFW baby, deals off
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# bugger!
i knew the mullet was a step to far, i pushed you too hard!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)
# i could perform "anything for Love" by meatloaf
wearing a kilt and bollock weights for £3.80
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# is it me you're looking for?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# ALWAYS!
*rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)
# nonono
rape surprise sex
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)
# surprise group sex maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)
# so few people truly understand the wonders of being made airtight

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
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And you can have your five pounds


in 12 working weeks!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# It has Sauron eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)
# SHE has Sauron eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)
# It.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)
# YOU have sauron eyes

/conjugation 101
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)
# SO'S YOUR FACE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Sauron Cat hears you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I predicted this! :D
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)
# you are a prophet! AICMFP
and i love the look on Sauron Cat's face, so i will PR everytime lord of the rings is mentioned
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# On that note...
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# this is brillig
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
# "Twas brilling [insert rest of poem]"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Orly?

Optimised to buggery!
Cfb!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)
# **gets killing hammer** frankly thats disturbed!
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Quick! Kill it!
Before it escapes!

*Grabs a shovel*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)
# GRIN BACK
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# It's almost Hypno-Toad-ish
Woo.
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)