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# Part frog, part snake, all woman.

Click for vast
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)
# you are prodigy69
fivepoundclaim
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Hahahah!!!
:D

The teeth were a last minute addition ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)
#
www.thoraxcorp.com/flasher.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)
# It won't load,
but I can tell by the filename what you're trying to do :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)
# i'll give you a tenner
if you take your clothes off, dance eroticly and sing "hello" by lionel richie.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)
# chucking your money about?
for a tenner I'd give you Stevie Wonder's "I Just Called to say I Love You" with a daffodil sticking out of my bum
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I'd do that for free.
No wait...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# cor! i'm like the morrissey-esque touch at the end there.
deal!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)
# you can make anything morrisey-esque
just play it at three quarters speed
So I'm a bit short of cash right now, what would I have to do for £100?
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)
# hhmmmm
make a big clay lionel richie head and do naughty things with it whilest singing "private dancer" by tina turner and wearing high heels and make up and a tina turner style mullet.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Clay lionel richie...ok
naughty things...ok
private dancer...ok
high heels...ok
make up...ok
mullet... NFW baby, deals off
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# bugger!
i knew the mullet was a step to far, i pushed you too hard!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)
# i could perform "anything for Love" by meatloaf
wearing a kilt and bollock weights for £3.80
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# is it me you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# ALWAYS!
*rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)
# nonono
rape surprise sex
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)
# surprise group sex maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)
# so few people truly understand the wonders of being made airtight

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# fill out form 23.b
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And you can have your five pounds


in 12 working weeks!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# It has Sauron eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)
# SHE has Sauron eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)
# It.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)
# YOU have sauron eyes

/conjugation 101
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)
# SO'S YOUR FACE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Sauron Cat hears you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I predicted this! :D
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)
# you are a prophet! AICMFP
and i love the look on Sauron Cat's face, so i will PR everytime lord of the rings is mentioned
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# On that note...
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# this is brillig
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
# "Twas brilling [insert rest of poem]"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Orly?

Optimised to buggery!
Cfb!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)
# **gets killing hammer** frankly thats disturbed!
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Quick! Kill it!
Before it escapes!

*Grabs a shovel*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)
# GRIN BACK
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# It's almost Hypno-Toad-ish
Woo.
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)