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Hahaha

there will be no hospital costs but the toilet will certainly be a mess

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)

liposuction perhaps :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:49, archived)

what about a stone maybe a bit more

We would just have violent shits after each burger I'd think - and that much weight isnt that hard to lose

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)

i've never been over 10st

so i have no idea how long losing weight takes

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:54, archived)

Ive hovered around the 10 mark for ages

but stop drinking and it goes down
I noticed a shift in weight over the lean summer periods where less beer is drunk

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

you drink less in summer?

good lord. i'm shit at heat, i need beer and pimms on IV to keep me sane

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)

I work most summers

and I live in a shittly little village
which none of my friends live in
And the nearest town is a £5 bus ride away
and when im trying to get out of the overdraft its a bit annoying
(also my liver needs time to rest)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)

ah i suppose that'll do it.

i spend most of summer at my friend's house and her dad hates seeing sober people in his house.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)

haha

what parents
also i cycled to work everyday - even worse for getting a belly

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)

oh christ!

Another pipe cleaner.

I've been 18 stone since I was 18...at least I haven't gained weight I guess!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

one of my house mates has just got himself down to 17 recently

admittedly he's a tall guy though. whereas i'm 5'7"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)

But I eat and drink like a 20st man

its fine!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)

10st?

Jesus christ!

Epiphany - should we run out of dollars, I suggest just coating this chap in marmite and selling him as twiglets.

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

*prays americans don't like twiglets*

I've got a violently fast metabolism. I tend to eat about 4 meals a day and do no excercise except the massive slogs up hills that are walking around sheffield. gimme two years and i'll explode...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

You live in broomhill

hardly a hill!

I have to walk up conduit next year - not looking forwards to that at all!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)

where up there?

the hill off of northumberland is bloody steep ashally. i've got calves like iron now.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:07, archived)

western rd

alot further away then this year :(
Have to put effort in to get home next year - not looking forwards to it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)

thats a bit of a mish.

i'm behind somerfield next year :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)

ah Sheffield...

Nice. I worked at the Grapes for about two months 6 years ago. That was good fun.

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)

its a nice town

a bit dull though i find. but it is home to belly busters. the biggest fucking breadcakes you ever laid eyes on. those will be my training regime

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)

Sheffield is awesome

Not yet to visit the grapes in my nearing 3 years of being here tho

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)