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Mum bought some tiny, chocolate covered ice creams...

...they weren't exactly what we expected.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:11, archived)

but you seemed so nice =D

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)

I am now confused =]

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:13, archived)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)

It's funny???

*tears of joy*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

*fears*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)

He doesn't bite

^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

how did he fit in there!

Do you have giant hands?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)

SARCASMAGASM

or something :-)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

thanks

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

Huh?

I wasn't being mean, was just stating that you were being sarcastic...?

Huh huh?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)

yes i was

I enjoyed the "MAGASM" section of the word

i want a cup of tea but cant be arsed to get out of bed

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

I vote getting out of bed.

Tea is worth it =]

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:36, archived)

Its dark and cold

and im not wearing much and cant really be arsed to put anything on

I should bring the kettle into my room for future cravings

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)

i'm so far ahead of you there.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

fridge kettle microwave etc...

Or just ask the woman to do it ;)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)

2 and 4.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)

NAKED CHILLY TEAMAKING

It makes the tea even better, I swear.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)

I read that as

TEAM-ACHING

milk and 2 if you are offering

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)

To be honest

I would do that.
Were it not for the impracticalities.

Look at me go, being a stereotype ^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)

try making it

pouring it into you computer
then e-mailing it to me
and I will be dispensed via the cd tray

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:46, archived)

Accidentally tried that with a chocolate milkshake

It cost about £100 to get it fixed.

When the shitty Sony repair people sent it back it still smelt of chocolate...which I didn't mind, just felt we'd been a bit ripped off.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)

I spilt tea on my laptop

now some of the keys dont work
and i have to use on-screen keyboard which is annoying
(I is poor and cant afford repairs)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)

We could only afford it

because we were given the laptop by some millionaire businessman my mum's friends with in the first place ^_^

CHARITY CASES FTW

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)

I cant afford it cos i spend all my money on beer

and skiing

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)

Keyboards are pretty cheap, you know

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)

Its more the effort involved

im pretty lazy
Looked online before around 40ish i think they were

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)

WHAT'CHU TALKIN' BOUT, <INSERT WORD/NAME/CONCEPT>?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

"THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I WON A CONTEST TO HAVE DINNER WITH GARY COLEMAN IN MEXICO"

/south park ripping Family guy blog

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

ahhahah.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Best take on this, ever.

This is why I love the gayshift, nothing but pure fucking gold.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

this^

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

hahaha

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)

hahahahaha!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)

That'll hold the little bastards for another night.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

Haha

I fucking loved that.

I used to enjoy Family Guy up to about season 3.
Then it became ENTIRELY FOCUSED ON THE OBSCURE JOKES.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)

that's almost as totally fucking accurate as the time Tony Robbins told me that Lois was hot

_{what?

what?

fuck you

Lois is hot}

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)

yes

south park is pure brilliance
Imagination land is just amazing

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

hahahaha

^this^!

Due to work, I have not really watched any telly for several years. I have spent the last two weeks catching up on about 5 years worth of South Park. I watched the trio of Imaginationland just yesterday - watching a care-bear get decapitated will stay with me forever!

Still can't beat Scott Tenorman Must Die though in my book.

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

In one go

is the best way to see them
Sending kurt russell through the gate - just genius!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)

We tried that.. he got raped to death by christmas critters.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

hahahaha

"What else belongs on a sundae, Kyle?"

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:48, archived)

hahahahaha

I just watched Cartoon Wars on Southparkzone.com!

Go the Manatees!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

do you work for southparkzone.com?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)

hahahah, no....

I just found it the other day and have spent hours catching up on missed episodes...as above post testifies.

Anyway... - still up for that burger?

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

YES!!!

I have now got a bursary over the summer, but thats only for 10weeks so should be september fine

Any luck with sponsers yet?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

i'm heading to the states in september anyway, i think

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

Must admit,

been really busy at the pub. Lost my head chef so been working 16 hour days, and not had much time to sort things out. Got a few interviews this week, so I'll start sending out the emails as soon as I get a chance.

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

Awesome!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

is this still going ahead?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)

Oh I fucking hope so.

I lost 17 lbs in the last few weeks in readiness!

(only 4 stone to go, to be classed as "obese") :)

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)

I had 4 giant burgers from co-op today

they were the size of a slice o bread each

this is gonna be a struggle

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

i know

i'm going to have to start training. whats this about sponsers?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)

to pay for flights

or the rental of a car

blog it - lots of hits

channel 4 commission a tv special

PROFIT

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)

fuckin' a

keep me updated i'm still very much in for this

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:43, archived)

Indeed.

My idea was to see if a reality TV company would sponsor us to see if it was possible to gain weight as an adult male at the same rate one gains it when in the womb. :)

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)

thats not a bad idea

worrying. very worrying. but awesome nonetheless. you should see if we can get them to pay for a personal trainer to lose the weight again too.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)

sod the car

they can pay for the Winnebago, the emptying of the chemical toilet, the hospital costs, and the repair of the ruptured rectum.

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)

Hahaha

there will be no hospital costs but the toilet will certainly be a mess

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)

liposuction perhaps :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:49, archived)

what about a stone maybe a bit more

We would just have violent shits after each burger I'd think - and that much weight isnt that hard to lose

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)

i've never been over 10st

so i have no idea how long losing weight takes

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:54, archived)

Ive hovered around the 10 mark for ages

but stop drinking and it goes down
I noticed a shift in weight over the lean summer periods where less beer is drunk

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

you drink less in summer?

good lord. i'm shit at heat, i need beer and pimms on IV to keep me sane

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:57, archived)

I work most summers

and I live in a shittly little village
which none of my friends live in
And the nearest town is a £5 bus ride away
and when im trying to get out of the overdraft its a bit annoying
(also my liver needs time to rest)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)

ah i suppose that'll do it.

i spend most of summer at my friend's house and her dad hates seeing sober people in his house.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)

haha

what parents
also i cycled to work everyday - even worse for getting a belly

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)

oh christ!

Another pipe cleaner.

I've been 18 stone since I was 18...at least I haven't gained weight I guess!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

one of my house mates has just got himself down to 17 recently

admittedly he's a tall guy though. whereas i'm 5'7"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)

But I eat and drink like a 20st man

its fine!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)

10st?

Jesus christ!

Epiphany - should we run out of dollars, I suggest just coating this chap in marmite and selling him as twiglets.

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

*prays americans don't like twiglets*

I've got a violently fast metabolism. I tend to eat about 4 meals a day and do no excercise except the massive slogs up hills that are walking around sheffield. gimme two years and i'll explode...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

You live in broomhill

hardly a hill!

I have to walk up conduit next year - not looking forwards to that at all!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)

where up there?

the hill off of northumberland is bloody steep ashally. i've got calves like iron now.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:07, archived)

western rd

alot further away then this year :(
Have to put effort in to get home next year - not looking forwards to it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)

thats a bit of a mish.

i'm behind somerfield next year :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)

ah Sheffield...

Nice. I worked at the Grapes for about two months 6 years ago. That was good fun.

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)

its a nice town

a bit dull though i find. but it is home to belly busters. the biggest fucking breadcakes you ever laid eyes on. those will be my training regime

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)

Sheffield is awesome

Not yet to visit the grapes in my nearing 3 years of being here tho

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)

WHAT'CHU TALKIN' BOUT, SPARROWFART?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

woo!

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Cae1, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)

I would like to thank Caewan, for giving me the strength

to move forward in this difficult part of my life.

Heheh ^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)

hehe :)

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Cae1, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

i was coming on to talk about the 2 girls1 cup vid

this has made me laugh like a mofo! the video was underwealming mind. maybe i've got a strong stomach, but i was offended by it. this pic however. pure class

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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

...Hehe, thanks =]

However, 2 girls 1 cup is ROUGH.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

i've managed to avoid it

i plan to keep things that way

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:36, archived)

See, stupidly

I first saw a reference to it on here and went to go watch it... without the foggiest idea what it is.

Funnily though, the shock and disgust only hit me properly when I was in bed the next night. It actually stopped me from sleeping. Every time I closed my eyes I had this image of some lesbian with shit in her mouth.

I shudder even now.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

i had a weird thing last night.

was in bed with ladywoman and i suddenly couldn't stop imagining her with no skin. i had to leave her in bed and go downstairs and have a beer. my imagination scares me :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)

thats what biblical studies does to you

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)

just realised how psychotic that sounds.

i don't mean it like that...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)

'SHE'S NOT NAKED ENOUGH!!!'

Sheesh, get some help dude.

*hugs* really.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)

its cool

she could kick my ass

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:48, archived)

I've got her pictured

as one of the X-Men now.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:52, archived)

Magneto?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)

More like Mystique

just without any skin

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

would, without question

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)

carmen electra in epic movie

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)

i haven't seen it

nor, i imagine, will i ever

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)

^this

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)

It was on sky

thats the only half decent bit
Shes dressed like mystique
And looks pretty damn hot

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)

She could sooo morph into your mum while you were doing the deed though.

Risky business.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)

haha

would you do that
just for teh reaction

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:18, archived)

i'd turn into thatcher, just to see what response i got

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)

Ghandi

thats what id change into for the response

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)

liza minelli

balls in your court

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)

Ant And Dec

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:26, archived)

technically that's two people.

technically.

Madeline McCann

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:28, archived)

they would be just one person

joined at the anus

moira stewart

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:30, archived)

I reckon she's a right sexkitten really

GOING TO BED NOW!

NIGHT NIGHT BOARD!
xXxXx

Ps: Posting my first ever new thread was fun ^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:24, archived)

Night

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:27, archived)

mmmm.... so have I.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:55, archived)

Eeeek

O_O

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)

that's only happened to me when I've been TRIPPING BALLS.

BAAAALLLLLLLSSS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)

oh aye i've been there more than once...

i once hallucinated i could see the smoke from a fag entering my lungs and eat away at them D:

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 3:14, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)