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# When a bloke dies, the corpse sometimes gets an erection
to make it presentable for the funeral, the undertaker 'fractures' (not really a fracture, its just blood filled tissue) the penis.

The noise that it makes is *snap*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# haha
this seems likely.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# DEATH COCK ACTION SNAP
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I think I've got their latest album somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# what kind of "core" is this music?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)