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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I can count 2 cat type women things
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# They're multiplying......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# That's the natural result of yiffing.
I'm not saying you're responsible. No. I blame the French or someone.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Cher M Wheelybird
C'est bien notre faute.

Merci et bisous
Les francais
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# FROG!
*Trafalgars*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# "trafalgars"
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
# *Yorktowns*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Keep it.
We get* more cash out of the Caribbean anyway....

*got
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# what does "Snap" mean? Is this english?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# it's a very complicated card game.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# SNAP!
All the cards are mine :D

Edit: I tried to teach the missus 'Fish' the other day (which is about the limit of my level of understanding for card games) and I realised quite what a ridiculous and unfair game it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# your missus...
*mind wanders....*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I've attempted it before, with mixed results.
but "Snap" in the above context confuses me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# It's a bit like 'Oh, blast!'
1950's swearing. Our JJ is a polite sort ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# dagnamit!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# dawg gonnit!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
# 1950's merkin swearing?
My essence was in a 1950's gent, and I don't recall anyone saying "Oh, Snap"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I can only imagine it being said in a camp way
*oh thnap! I broke a nail!*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# yeah
I think it's childish for 'shit'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I thought that was "oh, sugar" or "oh, poo"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I think it's an American euphemism for swearing instead of saying 'shit'
like we sometimes say sugar (not me, obviously, but you know what I mean).

Joy says it all the time in My Name is Earl.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# yes, I've noticed that
*grumbles about americanisms*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# When a bloke dies, the corpse sometimes gets an erection
to make it presentable for the funeral, the undertaker "fractures" (not really a fracture, its just blood filled tissue) the penis.

The noise that it makes is *snap*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# haha
this seems likely.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# DEATH COCK ACTION SNAP
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I think I've got their latest album somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# what kind of "core" is this music?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# OR I WILL ATTACK
AND YOU DON'T WANT THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I wouldn't mind to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Lesbians.
Oiled.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I demand
a better bum shot so we may test Kat's taste in bums!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# looks very square and flat to me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# bums are nice
I'm not that fussy when it comes to bums as long as they're not so skinny it would hurt to sit on them for any length of time (or obviously there's something to be said about the other extreme too)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# you just reminded me of something I saw, a lady with a large ass
normally I wouldn't comment on such things, but she wasn't otherwise a fat human

but the ASS my god, it was gargantuan

I've never seen anything like it, it seemed to just stick out like some kind of tokyo destroying monster ass

quite odd really
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Has Vanity got her mouth open?
Or is it just a lotta lipstick?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# lippy.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# M'kay
thought she might be blowing her coffee from a distance
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# do cats even have vaginas?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# well it would be quite cat-astrophic giving birth if they didn't





sorry
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# oof!
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# And you're supposed to be a professor!
*tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I hold a seat at a prestigious nonacredited institution
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# It doesn't matter.
Yiffers will use any available hole or even make a new one if there are none available. Yiffers!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I'm still not sure
learning.mgccc.cc.ms.us/science/cat/sld037.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# There's only one way to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# fight?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Ok, two ways.
Unless we're counting Wikipedia also.

/Spanish inquisition blog
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8312830
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Ultra bokage.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)
# a female cat with no pussy!
that just messes with my head!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# that's what my missus says.
...only to add she was talking about waxing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# WOO!
Kat is hot for Arts sexy bum-bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# i hate to be a pedant*
but his hair changed direction on the way to the counter

*blatant lie
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Would you kindly...
Draw Captain Falcon posing and saying "show me your moves" to a fiber optic Gazelle with tits?

Consider it your mission.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)