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# PAH!
There’s a type of cheese you don’t need a grater,
you keep it in your refridgerator,
it’s not really a cheese, it’s a residue,
ah, but a residue that’s good for you.

Cottage cheese, cottage cheese,
try it once and then you’ll agree,
that cottage cheese, cottage cheese,
is the only cheese guaranteed to please.

I think it’s the only cheese that lives in the tub.
What about Dairylea? Yes, right enough.
But I think it’s the only cheese that’s pure and white.
What about Wensleydale?
Yes, or Cheddarie Light.
That’s right.

Cottage cheese, cottage cheese,
try it once and then you’ll agree,
that cottage cheese, cottage cheese,
is the only cheese guaranteed to please.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Well, it doesn't please me
nice poem, though :D
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# :D
the smell of reeves and mortimer
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# But there's a darker side to cottage cheese, and here's Bob to tell you...
...VOODOO!!!

I loved the smell of Reeves & Mortimer
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)