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# Probably bindun...
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Mendacity, Mendacity!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I hate him
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I hate Victoria Beckham.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I hate Noel Edmonds.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I hate Chris Moyles
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I hate Paris Hilton
whilst we're on a rant
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# So what first attracted you to the Millionairess Paris Hilton?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I dreamt about her last night
We were lying on the floor of a drum n bass club. Lying to our left was my mate tom, and on our right Jeremy Clarkson wearing nothing but boxer shorts with his leg in a cast. TRUE STORY.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Leave my mate niel alone

(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I hate cottage cheese
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I hate
Phil twatting Jupitus!!!!!!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I like Chinese...
... They only come up to your knees,
but they're wise, and they're witty and they're...
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# ...ready to please.
I hate 27 year old white middle class male scientists. The cocks.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# thank fuck i'm 28
i don't like being hated
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I've only got a year left
before I stop hating myself.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I hate white, middle-class 29 year old scientists
I may quit science soon so I can avoid a year of self-loathing.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# How many middle class male scientists are actually on b3ta?
I'm still a student, so I don't count. Doubly because I do psychology ;-P
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I've got no idea
I'm not sure I want to know, the answers might disturb me. There's quite a few though.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# PAH!
There’s a type of cheese you don’t need a grater
you keep it in your refridgerator
it’s not really a cheese it’s a residue
ah but a residue that’s good for you.

Cottage cheese cottage cheese
try it once and then you’ll agree
that cottage cheese cottage cheese
is the only cheese guaranteed to please.

I think it’s the only cheese that lives in the tub.
What about Dairylea? Yes right enough.
But I think it’s the only cheese that’s pure and white.
What about Wensleydale?
Yes or Cheddarie Light.
That’s right.

Cottage cheese cottage cheese
try it once and then you’ll agree
that cottage cheese cottage cheese
is the only cheese guaranteed to please.


(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Well, it doesn't please me
nice poem, though :D
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# :D
the smell of reeves and mortimer
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# But there's a darker side to cottage cheese, and here's Bob to tell you...
...VOODOO!!!

I loved the smell of Reeves & Mortimer
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# :
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(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# mades a desktop
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I did try to reply here
See above!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)