

We were lying on the floor of a drum n bass club. Lying to our left was my mate tom, and on our right Jeremy Clarkson wearing nothing but boxer shorts with his leg in a cast. TRUE STORY.
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Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:01,
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... They only come up to your knees,
but they're wise, and they're witty and they're...
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Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:52,
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but they're wise, and they're witty and they're...

I hate 27 year old white middle class male scientists. The cocks.
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Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:54,
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I may quit science soon so I can avoid a year of self-loathing.
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Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:02,
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I'm still a student, so I don't count. Doubly because I do psychology ;-P
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Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:30,
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I'm not sure I want to know, the answers might disturb me. There's quite a few though.
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Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:28,
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There’s a type of cheese you don’t need a grater
you keep it in your refridgerator
it’s not really a cheese it’s a residue
ah but a residue that’s good for you.
Cottage cheese cottage cheese
try it once and then you’ll agree
that cottage cheese cottage cheese
is the only cheese guaranteed to please.
I think it’s the only cheese that lives in the tub.
What about Dairylea? Yes right enough.
But I think it’s the only cheese that’s pure and white.
What about Wensleydale?
Yes or Cheddarie Light.
That’s right.
Cottage cheese cottage cheese
try it once and then you’ll agree
that cottage cheese cottage cheese
is the only cheese guaranteed to please.


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Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:54,
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you keep it in your refridgerator
it’s not really a cheese it’s a residue
ah but a residue that’s good for you.
Cottage cheese cottage cheese
try it once and then you’ll agree
that cottage cheese cottage cheese
is the only cheese guaranteed to please.
I think it’s the only cheese that lives in the tub.
What about Dairylea? Yes right enough.
But I think it’s the only cheese that’s pure and white.
What about Wensleydale?
Yes or Cheddarie Light.
That’s right.
Cottage cheese cottage cheese
try it once and then you’ll agree
that cottage cheese cottage cheese
is the only cheese guaranteed to please.

