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# I wonder what sound a beard makes when it's growing really fast?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Sort of like what
a hairy tree might sound like speeded up a thousand times

Like a burgeoning sound, but felty
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I imagine moist creaking
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I like rubbing felt against my cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# VVVVRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)