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# um?
please tell me Joel is going to be the crab of infallible wisdom in the Ben Crouch Tavern.

That'd be great.
(Sul, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 8:13, archived)
# Yes
He looked very, very happy
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 8:38, archived)
# did you like the crab?
did you?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 8:42, archived)
# I was deeply impressed
from the dotted cut out lines to the blue-peter style brass fixing thingys to articulate the claws, it was a genuine work of art.

Well done pep.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 8:59, archived)
# I hope
you got an adult to put the brass pins in, though
(james, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:01, archived)
# we did.
I needed someone to help me with the cutting too, but luckily I just lost the use of the one finger, could've been worse.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:08, archived)
# never mind
my Dad left his in a patio door the other week, and they sewed it back on.
(james, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:12, archived)
# ouch.
that sounds a bit nasty.
Like when my brother got an electrical burn too bad to treat at the hospital - so they made him drive to the special burns unit.
doh!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:33, archived)
# Apparently the daft bugger
wrapped his hand in a tea towel and drove to casualy (20 miles away as he lives in the sticks).

I've bought him a fake dismembered finger for xmas.
(james, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:44, archived)
# ha ha! I bet he'll laugh,
if he can open it, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:28, archived)
# awww shucks. Thanks.
unfortunate you could SEE the dotted lines. I should've cut them off, but I'm glad you apprciated them. I hope Joel was happy - it was all a bit rushed.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:06, archived)
# no, they were fantastic
I couldn't see the joins. I was very very impressed. Watch out London, here they come.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:14, archived)
# I only
wish I could've been there. Cant wait for the pics and video.
(Sul, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:19, archived)
# believe me, they will be worth it
judging on what I've seen so far. I think it may be a long afternoon for those two. they intend to cover a lot of london.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:25, archived)
# hmmm
wonder where they'll be around 6ish?
(Sul, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:33, archived)
# Me too!
I wish I was in London so I could go and watch. Nevermind. The video will be just as great =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:26, archived)
# Maybe they'll go on tour
outside London for us country folk.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:38, archived)
# i'm sorry but I can't hear
"country folk" without putting it into a ridiculous west-country accent in my head. sorry...
But it is a joy to behold. the crab rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:47, archived)
# You're forgiven
but can you do a fens accent? That's nearer us.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:57, archived)
# well... it's all the same innit?
all you yokel types... ;)
(runs away to avoid the wrath or decent human beings who just happen not to live in London)...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 10:02, archived)
# You Londoners...
I'll bet you all think milk comes from cows too
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:27, archived)
# No, it comes from dogs
doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:36, archived)
# Since the last foot and mout crisis
it's been grown on trees. All the cows you see on telly are fake.
Mr Brong will back me up on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:41, archived)
# It was terrible
how all those animals got that disease in their mouts.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:47, archived)
# Disease in the mout
is indeed very nasty. You don't want to go there.
Nicey had hand, foot and mouth recently, which was quite nasty too..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:52, archived)
# Get off my land, or I'll set the dogs on ya!

Arrrrr...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:58, archived)
# Where did you get
that picture of me from?
(james, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 10:01, archived)
# Off some guy with a missing finger.
Actually, I thought it was a bit Harry Potter-esque. Sort of.

Harry Potter and the Magic Banjo. Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 10:19, archived)
# I hope so!
It'd be a pretty great tour!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:50, archived)