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[challenge entry] my first thought this morning...

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(, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:22, archived)
# ha!
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Really?
my first thought this morning was "thank fuck it's Friday!"
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# that was my second. my first was: what imbecile is driving this bus?
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:29, archived)
# The driver was probably thinking
"That drunk tramp has fallen asleep in the back of my bus again. This'll learn him" *veers wildly*
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:33, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:36, archived)
# and the third...
"why am I driving this bus?"
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Mine was, "Shit, it's 6am."
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:31, archived)
# If it's 6 AM everybody's clocks are wrong at work
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Over priced bus company I thought it would be...
Woo though!
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:31, archived)
# That's the bus that crashed in to the scaffolding in Chelmsford a while back
I had to take the world's longest diversion because of that imbercile.

ICMFP
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:39, archived)
# appropriate advert on the back though
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:20, archived)