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# Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh *spang*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Oh yes, that's right.
Spang me harder, yes.
*clears throat*
*looks round uneasily*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Like this, or with my 'special tools'?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Awww, it's good that you're an equal opportunites purchaser of tools.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I have a plaque in my office that says so
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
# your office?
is that what you call it now?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# "No, I call it Nigel actually."
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
#
office orifice
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# "Cor! She's a busy girl!
She's got three working offices"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
#
plaque plague?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
#
hot WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
Have a special - if somewhat damp - snake:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Is he pretending to be a cock ring?
Admittedly it wouldn't be the most advisable idea to have the mouth right next to your shaft.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I don't know - probably.
I agree - I don't think I'd want a snake mouth anywhere near my snake.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
# you have to make sure to ask them
not to use teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:18, archived)