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# It's not a Leopard
It's a Jaguar.

(I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
# nice use of filters there
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Can't tell if you're joking
But no filters used.
(I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Wow. That's amazing.
Better than my tiger:

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Look a bandwagon!

Lets jump on...

P.S. She'd definatly get stabbed...
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Mon 5 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# fun fun fun
(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Silly bitch
(sulphurous buttock fumes, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I like it when she scowls
(sulphurous buttock fumes, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:59, archived)
# lovely
this one god a bit miffed with me taking it's pic' on sunday

hang on i think the brackets in the name are causing trouble
136kb

edit/ look down there V, the clever people have made it work
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:34, archived)
# 404 NOT FOUND ERROR
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:35, archived)
# it's the brackets, give me a tick
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:37, archived)
# yeah
cos it's so tricky to copy and paste an obviously wonky link address, you cock
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:37, archived)
# fuck off you miserable git :)
edit, i just realised you weren't directing that at me, still stands none the less.

p.s ordered my uke today.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:37, archived)
# yeah sorry about that
normal service has resumed it seems

i'm not actually grumpy, but it sounds like i am

edit: what colour did you plump for in the end? Mystery Bob is about, don't let him persuade you to use D tuning :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# You called her a cock, you cock.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# purple
marginally less silly than yellow, also ordered a tuner from the same bloke, strings will be for another day. spent a good few moments this morning listening to Israel Kamakawiwo'ole,
the big fella brings a tear to my eye every time i hear him.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# yeah, most music shops will carry uke strings
probably martins which are fine (ignore the dissent on uke sites, if you read them)

as for the big fella, he's really not my cup of tea, but theat's the joy of opinions, eveyone's got one :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# SHE IS A GIRL.
PANDER HER, NOT CALL HER A COCK.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Tehehe
*wants panders*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
#
Panders you say
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
# BIT HUGE
REALLY
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I bet that's what you say to all the boys.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# You have just implied
that 'all the boys' have large cocks.


WTF would you do a thing like that for!?

^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Or that you're very nice and make them feel all herculean and great.
Or perhaps you just happen to stand really close and it makes them all look massive due to foreshortening.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# or tiny hands
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# hmph
I wasn't trying to have a dig or anything :(

I'm just not very good with the internets yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# ignore me
most sensible people do
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# That's why I don't have you on ignore!
fuck those sensible people

with their sensible shoes

and their wardrobe of business acceptable attire

and their mortgage

and their ford focus

fuck them I say!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# ah
i meant 'ignore' not 'put me on ignore'

my son has learnt the word 'silly'
everything he dislikes has been 'silly' today
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# in the scheme of things, most things are silly
so his observation is probably close to 100% accurate in this regard :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# ...FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# FUCKETTY
FUCK FUCKETTY

FUCK FUCK

FUCKUU

I SHOVED HER CORPSE DOWN THE CHIMNEY

THEN STUFFED DOWN A POO

from the classic film 'Mary Poppers' about the fucking nanny off her tits on every bit of chemical technology available
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# ARRGHHH MY ROFLGLAND.
PISS BATTERY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# PISS BATTERY?
Man, you got a strange chipshop
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# *fucks*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Can't I just watch you masturbate?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# got cam?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# yeh u want to cam2cam?
im a litle shy
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# coconut?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Only in reverse?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Shall not ignore...
... because I just looked at your profile and I have to say, you have some good stuff.

^_^

HI!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# :D ta! also:
www.b3ta.com/board/8345721
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# *inhales*
Oh yeah that's some good stuff.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# that's as maybe
he's still a miserable git, i'd ignore him if i were you.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Descartes I think.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I think I would be annoyed if someone started taking my collection of pictures too
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:36, archived)
# heres some clouded ones that were protecting their baby
here and here
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
FUCKING RUN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# nicely
i see you and raise you a snow leopard who wasn't as miffed at having it's picture taken..
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/snowy.jpg

opps i forgot to paste, too much sun today
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
#
oh behave!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# and here's it's daddy
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/daddy.jpg

they're taken at a sanctuary for the big cats just up the road from me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# he does look like he's wondering if you fucking well want some
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# my mum actually stroked it
like i said its a sanctuary for big cats rescued from private collections and such like, not open to the public a such, so not as much health and safety. daddy was up against the mesh and the guide bloke said it was ok ish. it's a great place.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# that sounds awesome
wheres this?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I would raise you with lions
but b3tards wont upload it for some reason

/used to work in a zoo blog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# that's cheating
you are really jahled in disguise.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Na i didnt work with animals unfortnuantly
just in the catering
But mates with one of the keepers - therefore bonus!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Are you by chance an alias of some of the board's Kitties (vomit, sister, etc.)
and do you have a slight feline obsession?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:36, archived)
# No
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# thats a good leopard
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:39, archived)