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Well

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:26, archived)

Hey Wowowowow.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:27, archived)

Wotcher, squire

How goes it? I've been trying to skin up for 40 minutes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

Fuckered are you?

Fancy sharing?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

Of course, come here and you may smoke as much as you please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

Zomgyhurrahs!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

Polleny as fuck loveliness, it is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:33, archived)

*does a sad look*

I'M SO LONELY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

*posts you an inflatable friend*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

IS IT A POKEMON?

IF I HAD A POKEMON I'D BE SO HAPPY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

yes :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

Oh meester *hug*

No need. Capitano love abounds.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

*cries down your top*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:37, archived)

top of what?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

You need a lovely big bubble bath.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

I need some food. Our house has shit all. MAH TUMBLY IS HUNGY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

I've only got healthy shit.

I can offer you bananas, apples, salad, turkey, leeks, celery or wholemeal bread.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

can i have a banana and apple - do you have any orange juice?

if so i would like to make a fruit salad :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

No, I've got tomato or pomegranate and apple.

And organic blueberry squash.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:50, archived)

top one will do

chop into chunky bits, add juice and eat :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

Tomato?

....you weirdo.

Please mean pomegranate and apple.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

oh i thought it was all one thing

yes the pollygranite and apples please :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:56, archived)

your cupboards are evil.

what happened to the chocolate???

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

I have to keep losing weight, so I'm not allowed to buy it.

HOWEVER I have been to a birthday party tonight so have had trifle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

i've been to my cousin's

and eaten pizza with steak on it.
i also had far too much alcohol.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

I didn't have any booze

On friday I had 4 vodka lime and sodas though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:53, archived)

i made great drinks.

bacardi, peach schnapps, raspberry shotz and pineapple juice. delicious!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:57, archived)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

Eyebrows? Because of the conversation we were having?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

No, she just has very atypical sexual fantasies.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

Yeah, although that sig is from Aaaages ago

and I meant to change it.

I'd just never really paid any attention to my eyebrows before, and I can't decide if they are good eyebrows or not.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

some eyebrows better then no eyebrows

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

Haha you'd have to ask SkUG about that!

^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:50, archived)

me?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

The first thing you ever asked me on here was

'Do you have eyebrows?'

hahaha

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

oh eyebrow fetish

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:26, archived)

"I'm lying on my back, gently stroking my slender...

...eyebrows"

Just doesn't quite work, does it?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

well it made me a little aroused

might have been the words slender and stroking

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

Pfft, boys are too easy.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:42, archived)

Na - its just been waaaay too long

edit: Whoops forgot the word been

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:45, archived)

Forgot, yeah.

Obviously forgot.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:50, archived)

eh?

oh - well that aswell ;)

_{May contain traces of lies}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

LOL SMALL PENIS ALERT

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:57, archived)

ITS A GROWER!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

Aww, diddums

You keep hoping that's what it is!

^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:01, archived)

Ive had nothing but positive feedback

Ill have you know!

^{/may be bigger then average blog}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

Hahaha

*does real life, through the nose lol*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:09, archived)

I've got one of those, it generally tends to be people who wear briefs versus boxers.

Seeing as the sheer gravity of boxers seems to stretch the relaxed state over the sucessive years, whereas briefs bunch everything up.

/far too much information blog

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

I wear boxers and occasionally commando when i havnt done any washing in a while

but thats a perfectly good hypothesis for it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:05, archived)

Sheesh, you guys are queer.

^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:08, archived)

Oh thanks

Im just a lil geeky and doing an engineering degree which heightens the geekyness

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:10, archived)

*lezzes up with epiphany*

At least we're getting some!

Actually that made me sick a bit in my mouth.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:10, archived)

Wooo

Finally some Action!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:12, archived)

If they are slender and black/dark brown.

Then that is sexy....well attractice....well nice...sort of.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:39, archived)

ADMIT IT

EYEBROWS GIVE YOU A TOTAL HARD ON

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:43, archived)

Lies.

Particle Physics is the only thing to give me a hadron.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:45, archived)

O_O

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!

*does not want to snigger*

*does not want to snigger*

*does not want to snigger*

*does not want to snigger*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:47, archived)

You know it makes you worse for finding it funny.

I could just have an eidetic (I had to look that word up because I can never sodding remember it) memory and reel off jokes I know would entertain you sad types.

/did Physics for A-Level but was shit at it blog

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:52, archived)

ha ha me too! (the physics bit)

but i did do advanced mathematics at college :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

I did Maths for A-Level and was pretty good at it, got an A overall for my AS.

Of course then I realised that I didn't give a shit about the education system or human society as we know it, so the lack of revision and constant despair seemed to affect my grades somewhat.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

Hehehe

You're so cool.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

oh yea

lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:50, archived)

What's that Sam?

Sam says they're excellent.

Oh, and MEHDEH, Yvvie.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

Who the fuck is Sam?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

Some Ethiopian dead guy with long hair who listens to weird music.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:53, archived)

I didn't say BAD weird.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:55, archived)

I'M GONNA BLANK YOU AT THE BASH, SO BADLY.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

I miss Blankety Blank.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

>:(

I'VE WARNED YOU. EXPECT THE COLD SHOULDER.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:09, archived)

As you wish.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:11, archived)

WHAT? WHY ARE YOU NOT SAD? OMG. OMG.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

Would that help?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

*does a sad face*

*looks at his feet and looks all coy*

Yespls :(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

*weeps*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

YOU TOTALLY AREN'T CRYING. I CAN SMELL IT.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

I totally am.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

Faaaaaeeeeeeeee.

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

*pats*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:25, archived)

*PURRFACE*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

There we go.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

*ahem*

YOU

Edit: OR CLANSOUL

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

YOU WISH I WAS CLANSOUL.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

SO WHAT IF I DO?!!

*remains ambiguous*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:03, archived)

I'M PUTTING YOU ON IGNORE.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:06, archived)

*decides to leap out of ambiguous patch*

BUT I LOVE YOU!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:09, archived)

I'll leap into your ambigious patch!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:11, archived)

Oh pffftt.

You're a quick one, I'll give you that.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

You've cum already?

I'm not only past the line, I can't even see the line! I do apologise, I just can't withhold my jokes...ever. In fact the more inappropriate they are the more I need to say them.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:16, archived)

No, your dad's cum already.

¬¬

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

You'd better trot out and get a morning after pill then.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

*can't see*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

*did not mean to blind you with over enthusiastic love*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:23, archived)

*wipes lady love from eye*

It's 40% urine you know.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

OH GROSS. SOPHIE, THAT'S TOTALLY SICK.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:26, archived)

YOU JUST WISH I WAS CLANSOUL

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

Clansoul in stereo?

ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH FUCKING ARRRGGGGH!!!!!!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:39, archived)

Oh dear, Jeru.

OH DEAR

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

Or the evil computer from something.

Although I forget quite what.

Also I have eyebrows like a Japanese Banzai sunset.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

SAM = Surface to Air Missile.

*makes whooshing noises*

PHRRRWWOOOOOUSHHH*spits everywhere*PSPSPSSPPPSFFFFFFFFSHHHHHHHHS.

I did actually make that noise.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

What's that Ziggy? You want me to kill them?

Yes...kill them all.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

You are a BAD MAN.

Eeeevil things, you did! WELL YOU DON'T SCARE US.

*goes for Carl*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

MEHDEH?

Yvvie?

Umm ris?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

Watch Derek era Most Haunted.

Funny. As. Fuck.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

Oooh spirit guide Sam...

I see.

Derek is one big pile of lol ^_^

I've not seen Most Haunted for years though, I was put off by a friend's dad who used to get really into it then spank me on the arse/punch me round the face.

Yeeeah.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:57, archived)

.......

You realise this isn't the social services' website?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

Ah shit...

I just figured that, with all the pictures of Maddie and Shannon, it must be.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

huzzah

ok choose from the above 3 to continue :p
p.s. did i miss this? www.b3ta.com/board/8084580

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

Disappointingly not naughty enough :(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

Sort of.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/4k.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

i have no idea why that was book marked... lol

wahey!
www.b3ta.com/board/8341357

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

ha ha this is great

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:37, archived)

who doesnt adore geeraffes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

best of all the elongated animals

edit : please tell me thats a walking stick and not a handfull of giraffe intestinal treats?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

THERE ARE OTHERS!!!!

yes its a walking aid - I R TERRIBLE AT DRAWING WELL

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

ostrich

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

thats just a giant bird

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

yes

sausage dog - phew

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

oh yes those ever so tastey canines

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:44, archived)