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ITS ME ITALIAN STEREOTYPE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:19, archived)

nah

I've never seen an italian who looks like mario.

All italians look like the Fonz, but more mobby.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:21, archived)

well they are all plumbers and have porno tashes

and like collecting coins at the bottom of big green pipes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:23, archived)

don't forget that they're all products of rape by Moors

they prefer to keep that quiet though.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:30, archived)

Oh be quiet you

progeny of good, honest Danish rapine pillage.

I'm having an EXCELLENT wine right now. It's giving me the horn.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:52, archived)

nice

I've not had a good wine for a wee while. Been drinking a lot of beer recently. Thursday was particularly good. I got utterly guttered on a hill, starting at 9am. As it was followed by an historic achievement for everyone's least favourite club except mine, it was a good drunken day.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:04, archived)

I'm suprised ( at my good fortune )

I've had a few kronenbourg ( or the crooning berg as she likes to call it given my tendency to break into song after a case ;)) but I got a case of J.P. Chenet Colombard chardonnay from the Tesco wine club ( I know, I'll cunt myself in the fuck ) but it's fucking beautiful. a dry wine that actually has a bit of fruity body to it. I was checking the receipt and it was £60 with a small discount and for a fiver a bottle I might open another ;)

You never told me, did your local team win something yet? i don't get backwater news. Are they still in the vauxhaul opel fruit league?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:25, archived)

I saw an Italian who looked exactly like Mario, he was even wearing a red boiler suit.

I think I've actually got the photo on my harddrive somewhere if you hang around for a few mintes.

EDIT: Seemingly it was an orange boiler suit.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:30, archived)

hahahaha

Its mario

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:36, archived)

As an Italian I find that culturally offensive.

Now I demand you compensate me with some massive 2 foot high yellow coins.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:40, archived)

Only 2

100 and you will get an extra life

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:41, archived)

My dad hates pasta, he's possibly the worst Italian ever.

Pointless titbit of the day.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:45, archived)

I hate polish cusine

but its mainly cabbage based dishes and I dont like cabbage

/Half polish blog

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:46, archived)

cabbage is a horrible fart-smelling fruit

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:52, archived)

I like this :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:47, archived)

You like my dad?

No accounting for taste I suppose.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:52, archived)

STOP TWISTING MY WORDS :'(

I like the fact that he is a shit italian, foo'.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:08, archived)

Christ, I knew you were perverse but I didn't think you were into scatology* too.

*coprophilia really

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:14, archived)

hahaha!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:51, archived)

I like his deelyboppers.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:03, archived)

hahaha

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Grampa, Tue 6 May 2008, 3:16, archived)

would.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:07, archived)