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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Your sig amuses me.
How great is that game?
Very.

If I wasn't at work, I'd be playing it now.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I've stopped the story for a while
to kill american teenagers online instead... fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# haven't tried going online yet
I take it it's fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# superb!
It's great cos you can play in the areas you havent opened yet, so you can get a feel for them for when you do

Deathmatches, street racing and assorted other stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# it is madness,
cops and robbers with four men in a car. all with rpgs. its the fucking biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Sounds superb!
Are you gents on PS3 or shitbox?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# shitbox for me :(
*downloadable contents*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Yeah there's downloadable content for PS3 too
it's apparently not the same as the exclusive shitbox content...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# one of my mates works for rockstar.
she was researching the d/l stuff last year. I proposed an eastern promises style naked sauna fight mini-game...with real-world willy physics. that, or a "rape" button.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Girl? Works for Rockstar?
Why is that not me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# For some reason I'm imagining an excitable Japanese presenter announcing that:
NAKED SAUNA FIGHT MINI GAME!!!!!

*bing bing bing* *flashing lights*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# How the FUCK do you have the whole map with no loading times.
It's fucking awesome, really is.

:D

Right, I'm off for now.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Online mode is amazing.
The first time I played it, I was taking people out at the airport with the choppers.

I'm running down there, when someone beeps, I get in, the give me a lift down there, then they fuck off.

So many hilarious/odd moments. Especially when you make alliances in Free mode.

Fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# same here

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Got a blowjob yet?
We were playing it yesterday as a conglomerate and found the blowjobs very amusing. The vibro hand on the back of her head set me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# In the strip club?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Nah, pick up hookers like the old game
On the street, then take them to secluded area and pick how much you want to spend. $50 gets you a blow job.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# aah, I had a $70 service
but was in such a dark alleyway I couldn't see what that got me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Ah- middle of the day we had our lovely moment with the lady.
Not that I'm a pervert (well you know what I mean) but it was quite fun as you can see what's going on- if you get the $50 he sort of... holds the back of her head. There's one but during where his had goes so fast it just looks really silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# did you kill her and get your money back after?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# No, I didn't have the controller
Otherwise you know I would have. I don't think I've ever let a hooker keep the money AND her life on GTA.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# you can let them live?
wonders never cease.

now, what to do with all these hooker bodies?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Lovely big baconny bonfire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# on it
why don't they just fade away like in GTA?

*heaves another body on the bonfire*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Hahaha, special lanes for undertakers
See you love!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# *enclickens*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I see a Parrot..
and two cocks..

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:37, archived)