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# Is she on her way to Alderaan?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Nooo, they're defenceless
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# "They're taking the hobbits to Alderaan, Alderaan, Alderaan."
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# No, but the taxi can do the Correlian run in less than six parsecs
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Isn't
a parsec a measurement of distance?

edit: yes, yes it is... So he knows some kind of short cut?
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:47, archived)
# The Kessel Run is apparently a series of manoeuvres
thus the trick is to complete all the manoeuvres in the shortest actual distance.

I suspect this is a case of the explanation being made up afterwards to cover the error though.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:54, archived)
# there is (apparently) a rather nasty collection of black holes in the middle of the kessel run
how close you can get to them without being squished is a measure of both skill and idiocy
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Haha I'd not heard that explanation before!!
*adds to anorak arsenal*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:16, archived)
# people who watch Star Wars
NEVER mention this.
I've tried, I get shouted down.
(see Blue Harvest also)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Blue Harvest?
What is it?

edit: Oh that family guy thing. Yeah I heard it sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Yes
It's a mistake Lucas reportedly admitted afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:03, archived)