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# C R I K E Y !
pffttt...
Edit:
pull me wallabies knob bob,
pull me wallabies knob
just keep it out of your gob bob
and pull me wallabies knob
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# ARF It could also be:
wank me kangaroo's dick rick
wank me kangaroo's dick
go on and give it a lick rick
and wank me kangaroo's dick!

Who wants to write the parody of Two little boys?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Gary Jackson or Michael Glitter
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Two ladyboys
Had two great big toys,
Each was the size of a horse...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Gayly they played each summer's day
Takers both of course
One little chap then had a mishap
Lost his toy deep within his arse
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young gaymate said:
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Oh how could i leave you crying
when there's room up your arse for two...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
#
Two little guys,
Undid eachothers flies.
Each member facing north.
Gayley they played,
In eachothers mouths they sprayed,
etc?
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
#
I'm Jeg the Peg, tweeedle deedeeleee
Look between my legs tweeedle deedeeleee....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 15:10, archived)