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# 'Can ya tell what it is yet' ?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 9 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# C R I K E Y !
pffttt...
Edit:
pull me wallabies knob bob,
pull me wallabies knob
just keep it out of your gob bob
and pull me wallabies knob
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# ARF It could also be:
wank me kangaroo's dick rick
wank me kangaroo's dick
go on and give it a lick rick
and wank me kangaroo's dick!

Who wants to write the parody of Two little boys?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Gary Jackson or Michael Glitter
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Two ladyboys
Had two great big toys,
Each was the size of a horse...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Gayly they played each summer's day
Takers both of course
One little chap then had a mishap
Lost his toy deep within his arse
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young gaymate said:
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Oh how could i leave you crying
when there's room up your arse for two...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
#
Two little guys,
Undid eachothers flies.
Each member facing north.
Gayley they played,
In eachothers mouths they sprayed,
etc?
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
#
I'm Jeg the Peg, tweeedle deedeeleee
Look between my legs tweeedle deedeeleee....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# A huuuuj postit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# nah
only 27Kb . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Sir Auntie Dave the Hat MBE PHD SPAZZA
You know what I mean!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Well it made sense in my tiny little mind!
But you don't all the time!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# tiny url?
I smell horseshit
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# As a penance I have just listened to this
four times
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I've never clicked on that one...
edit: I see.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 15:16, archived)
# That's a b3ta staple!
You can't diss the rev!

EDIT: Yeah but I bet you couldn't play it just once!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# about 1.5
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# not a chance . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Worth a try:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# New Ringtone
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# ROLF MAYO?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:52, archived)
# is spegma in Amsterdam called
Hollandaise sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# wtf is a spemga?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Smegma
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Cock cheese
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Hood butter
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# errrrrm
mutant cum

(bleeee wants to lay your mum, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:52, archived)
# O HAI
I LOVE YOU


Tehe, off to maths now dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# HAI
oh thanks
(bleeee wants to lay your mum, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:58, archived)
# ROFL!
ROLF!
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Fri 9 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# ha
(r3load, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:59, archived)
# the autograph
on the left is freaking me out somewhat as it's very like mine except that my surname isn't BX


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# *pubes*
(r3load, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:00, archived)
# bloody hell!
what's going on!? First SZ and now you!

*uses pube to clone rubbish army*

C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# SZ?
(r3load, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Aye! Sir Zyk0tiK has returned after a long break
www.b3ta.com/board/8357012


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Yeah but my term of absense has been due to me being overly sexy
(r3load, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# *blinks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# XXL, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Shut it Vanessa! C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# It's fairly obvious it's a caricature of rolf harris, with a spunky nob drawn on
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 14:55, archived)