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# Yes.
Well, I think so. It really is glorious.

Here you go, another one.

www.imdb.com/media/rm2320931072/tt0209958

not her though. Seriously, watch it. At least the once.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# hmm
Maybe i will.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# It's worth it for the cinematography alone.
It's visually GLORIOUS.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I would thereby recommend that you watch
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Which can fuck off.
I couldn't get into it at all. Hugh Jackman bores the shit out of me and as pretty as she is, Rachel Weisz's lack of talent screws every movie she's in, even if they're shit to begin with.

Prime example of fucking your way into a career if ever I saw one.


IMO obviously.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I loved it lots.
Admittedly I'm the only person I know who did, but LOTS.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Watch Casshern.
Seriously.


Right, I'm really leaving now.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Gah, Casshern?
It's a pile of arse.
The directing and editing in the fights scenes is unmitigated tosh that loses any sense of danger/physicality and the plot is not so much complex" as "badly told".

I'd expected a lot from that film and was left feeling it had been half-finished by people incompetent to do it justice.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# god that was boring
pretty, but no plot or tension at all. really none.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I liked about a boy
Saved by Huge I suppose
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I like most Hugh films.
Don't fancy him though.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# LIES
considering how good the book is they really fucked that up,

although rachel weisz is good as the dumb fucker in constantine
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# God that was worse than The Cell.
Hugh Jackman crying all the time, while floating around in space on a tree in a bubble.

I've seen some crap movies, I really have.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# here's a tip:
try watching some good ones, it's often more fun!

(or you could be like me and have low standards, thereby improving every film you watch)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# !
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Oh my.
I used to have two of those.

Less hairy though.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# you've lost a nipple?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Yep.
Oh no hold on.


No, it's in my bra. Phew.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# check behind the sofa
or in the gap between the fridge and the counter
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Lets play find the skippers nips
You go first...
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# *unsheaths cutlass*
ALSO I am leaving now. Bye all!

WOW the storm just knocked out the lights for a second but not b3ta. See how much you're loved?

Anyway, t'ra.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Waves
What storm?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# *salutes
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# good god man
put it away!

EVERYDAY the nipple comes out.

(.)(@)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# This is the only place I get to show it
Got to make the most of it

maybe I should have used it for my 1000th
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# aren't there ...specialist websites?
(also a little nsfw notice might be appreciated!)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Is your work really bothered by moobs?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:31, archived)