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# It's like rai-iii-ain...
(NoSoup4U, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I saw Iron Man twice.
It's good.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I saw it today for the first time
and it was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Make your mind up, was it good or ace?
I MUST KNOW!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# OI WE'RE NOT THE SAME PERSON
FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I think you are.
It would explain many things.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Don't be stupid, I'm too ugly to be sexy hexy.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Just put a bag on your head and you'll do.
*takes trousers off*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:35, archived)
# *cuts hole in bag*
I charge £50 per 30 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Sounds like a fun sport.
What are the odds on the £50 note?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:36, archived)
# shush now. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Me too!
"I've made some upgrades of my own, Tony!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 10 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# How did you solve the icing problem?
Icing problem?
Might wanna look into it. *bonk*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Did you stay till after the credits?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 10 May 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I DID!!!
IT WAS SO AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# None of those things are ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Define irony.
Go on. I dare you.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# According to Alanis it's :
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

I don't trust Alanis for a bit though!
(NoSoup4U, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Argh - pissage!
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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# It's like rain on your funeral day.
When you died in a flood.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Alanis Morissette singing a whole song about it
yet not using a single instance of irony within that song...?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 May 2008, 21:19, archived)
#
Buffalo.
(halfcut, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:22, archived)
# No they don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I'll have a go:
Ironic: inability to define irony
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# It's when a party A is about to inadvertently cause a disaster,
which is obvious to a second party, B, who is powerless to prevent it. The consequences of the disaster may befall on either party A or B, or a third party C.
In "Dramatic Irony", party B is the audience.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Now sing it in Alanis Morisette's voice!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# shan't.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# It's like bronzy or goldy
but it's made of Iron
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 10 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
# irrrny
Look, sorry to be a cock about this, but:

If it rains on your wedding day, that's not ironic.

If it rains on your wedding day, and you say "turned out nice again" - THAT's irony.

The former is just unfortunate.

There's also dramatic irony, which is when the words a character says mean something different to the reader than they do for the character.
Finally there's postmodern irony, which means your interlocutor would like an electric harpoon inserted into their rectum as soon as you can conveniently manage.
(Pfrawwwg KNAVE!, Sun 11 May 2008, 9:21, archived)