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# last night my local was full of bloody Students
not people who happen to be at university like me but Students with a capital S. Laughing, screaming and shouting whilst dressed in day glo golf clothes. urgh...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# You're not near Goldsmiths are you?
I hate that kind of student...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# goldsmiths?
i'm at sheffield and there's a lot of Bloody-Good-Blokes here, the only good thing about them is that you can easily ponce drinks off them. find one who is suitably pissed in the smoking area, put your 2/3 empty glass near their feet and wait for them t kick it over, once they do draw their attention to it, hopefully their British-Sense-Of-Fair-Bloody-Play will lead them to buy a fresh one for you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:56, archived)
# This sounds vastly preferable to Goldies...
Even though I went there myself, I'll admit it's full to the brim with utter tossers who think that because mummy and daddy bought them a flat in New Cross they're bohemian arty types who are so much cooler than anyone else around because they're like, SOOOOOO into fashion and arts and all the cool music ya?

I'm turning into a QOTW answer here...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:59, archived)
# i know the type
my friend goes to Royal Holloway and she says that amongst the arty types there the worst insult you can imagine is "you're just so derivative"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha, so true...
Or

"Oh yeah, I saw that exhibition at the Tate last year as well"
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# What I like doing around students
Is to stand in front of them and express incredibly right-wing opinions loudly.

"The problem with gays is ... " is a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Though surely it should start with the disclaimer:

"I'm not (insert prejudice here) BUT..."
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:56, archived)
# i play this game as well
my favourite is "look, i've got no problem with foreigners, but its just jews i hate"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:58, archived)
# There was a bunch of Rag Week tossers
on my tube home last night

Luckily I'd left my shiv at work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:58, archived)
# god... i think thats what these wankers were doing as well.
i carefully selected my local based on its old men with dogs to pool table ratio specifically to avoid these people
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:01, archived)
# The very phrase rag week
makes me want to toss used fanny pads at people.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:05, archived)
# bloody student :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:06, archived)