bdbdbdbdbdbdbd! BLAAAAAAAAARRB! bdbdbdbdbdbdbd! BLAAAAAAAAARRB!
From the Celebrity Mutants challenge. See all 450 entries (closed)
( , Fri 16 May 2008, 9:27, archived)
From the Celebrity Mutants challenge. See all 450 entries (closed)
( , Fri 16 May 2008, 9:27, archived)
*yawns*
*stretches out arms*
*sneakily places arm around shoulder*
*cuddles*
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Fri 16 May 2008, 9:46,
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*sneakily places arm around shoulder*
*cuddles*
*places other arm around WB*
everyone needs a friend ... I could be a friend to you.
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Fri 16 May 2008, 9:49,
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The man is well suited to BLARBing...
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRB!
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Fri 16 May 2008, 9:28,
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and you must forget it instantly
or SUFFER THE CONCEQUENCES --- which will be unexpected
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Fri 16 May 2008, 9:44,
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bum-titty, bum-titty,
bum-bum-bum.
woo-woo-wwwwwwwwwph.
(and bj's tongue looks like the tip of my penis)
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Fri 16 May 2008, 9:34,
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bum-bum-bum.
woo-woo-wwwwwwwwwph.
(and bj's tongue looks like the tip of my penis)
haha, excellent!
The gibbering, slack-jawed, plum-mouthed cretinous tagnut.
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Fri 16 May 2008, 9:38,
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My dream is a room full of tories, a shovel, and no consequences.
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Fri 16 May 2008, 9:41,
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Oo you ninja'd that...
Marlowe, shortly before being stabbed in Deptford.
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Fri 16 May 2008, 9:48,
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last night my local was full of bloody Students
not people who happen to be at university like me but Students with a capital S. Laughing, screaming and shouting whilst dressed in day glo golf clothes. urgh...
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Fri 16 May 2008, 9:49,
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You're not near Goldsmiths are you?
I hate that kind of student...
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Fri 16 May 2008, 9:50,
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goldsmiths?
i'm at sheffield and there's a lot of Bloody-Good-Blokes here, the only good thing about them is that you can easily ponce drinks off them. find one who is suitably pissed in the smoking area, put your 2/3 empty glass near their feet and wait for them t kick it over, once they do draw their attention to it, hopefully their British-Sense-Of-Fair-Bloody-Play will lead them to buy a fresh one for you
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Fri 16 May 2008, 9:56,
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This sounds vastly preferable to Goldies...
Even though I went there myself, I'll admit it's full to the brim with utter tossers who think that because mummy and daddy bought them a flat in New Cross they're bohemian arty types who are so much cooler than anyone else around because they're like, SOOOOOO into fashion and arts and all the cool music ya?
I'm turning into a QOTW answer here...
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Fri 16 May 2008, 9:59,
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I'm turning into a QOTW answer here...
i know the type
my friend goes to Royal Holloway and she says that amongst the arty types there the worst insult you can imagine is "you're just so derivative"
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Fri 16 May 2008, 10:03,
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Ha ha ha, so true...
Or
"Oh yeah, I saw that exhibition at the Tate last year as well"
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Fri 16 May 2008, 10:11,
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"Oh yeah, I saw that exhibition at the Tate last year as well"
What I like doing around students
Is to stand in front of them and express incredibly right-wing opinions loudly.
"The problem with gays is ... " is a good one.
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Fri 16 May 2008, 9:54,
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"The problem with gays is ... " is a good one.
Ha ha ha ha
Though surely it should start with the disclaimer:
"I'm not (insert prejudice here) BUT..."
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Fri 16 May 2008, 9:56,
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"I'm not (insert prejudice here) BUT..."
i play this game as well
my favourite is "look, i've got no problem with foreigners, but its just jews i hate"
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Fri 16 May 2008, 9:58,
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There was a bunch of Rag Week tossers
on my tube home last night
Luckily I'd left my shiv at work
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Fri 16 May 2008, 9:58,
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Luckily I'd left my shiv at work
god... i think thats what these wankers were doing as well.
i carefully selected my local based on its old men with dogs to pool table ratio specifically to avoid these people
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Fri 16 May 2008, 10:01,
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