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*keeps mouth firmly shut, then*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

hah

just do some crosswords whilst looking over the rims of your glasses then, that'll do me ;)

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

3 across: Manwowler (anag.)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

I don't sound posh to some

just to others. I don't know, I don't sound it to me. I think it depends on what I'm doing.

I'm always looking over my glasses, they fall down my nose.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

Then you need a bigger nose!

Women with glasses... *sigh*

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

HAHAHA bollocks do I

It's taking over my face as it is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

oh,

well in that case get Mr. Wow to pull your ears further back on your head.
OR get a monocle!

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

I'd have to have one for each eye

as I'm shit without my glasses.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

here is an idea:

get TWO monocles, join them together with some sort of wire, attach hooks on either side

PROFIT

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

any accent will do

Except essex
"allo, ahm frorm Romfd aint Ah, Shaz where's me bleeding voka?"

Eugh

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

I've never even been there.

Nope, tell a lie, I went to Waltham Abbey once.

Hang on, is that still Herts?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

Torienko

I just wanna understanto what you saido?

(yamoo, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:32, archived)