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# who is may?
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:23, archived)
# captain wow vs. captain slow.
i'd buy tickets to that action!
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# The frightening thing is I think he's quite sexy.
Although I have no idea why.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# weirdly
i know what you mean
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I think it's because he's clever.
And can fly a plane.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# yes.
also, anyone that geeky and sensible must be very comfortable with the size of their equipment.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Oh I reckon he's a right demon in the sack.
The quiet ones always are.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# i imagined him in a potoatoe sack then...
oh my poor fragile mind
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# true
if they need to brag, they haven't got much to brag about.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# *Sits quietly*
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# He also has great shirts.
He's got one of the same ones I have!

*glees*
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Hello sweetheart!
His shirts are good, I like a good shirt.

(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Hello Lovely!!!
*does the 'Officer and a Gentleman' pick-up-and-carry thing through the halls of b3ta*
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Why aren't there more JPGs in the world?
*swaps tricorner for JPG's hat*
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Probably something to do with the galaxy exploding or
some such malarky.

You look good in the hat, btw... ;-)
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# :D Why thank you!
Are you still coming a-visiting on the 1st of June?
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# gaz'd ya
:)
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# That's her.

She has a lovely personality and hair.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Hooray for the May,
He may be a gay,
He never gets his way,
Why does he stay,
On that programme with twat Clarkson and pocket housewifes favourite Hammond when he could clearly outhink both of them into soup?

I need to work on that last line a bit.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
# don't touch it!
the phrase "pocket housewife's favourite" is perfection.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Yeah.
I think the last line's a syllable over-long.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:27, archived)