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# who is may?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:23, archived)
# captain wow vs. captain slow.
i'd buy tickets to that action!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# The frightening thing is I think he's quite sexy.
Although I have no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# weirdly
i know what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I think it's because he's clever.
And can fly a plane.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# yes.
also, anyone that geeky and sensible must be very comfortable with the size of their equipment.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Oh I reckon he's a right demon in the sack.
The quiet ones always are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# i imagined him in a potoatoe sack then...
oh my poor fragile mind
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# true
if they need to brag, they haven't got much to brag about.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# *Sits quietly*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# He also has great shirts.
He's got one of the same ones I have!

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Hello sweetheart!
His shirts are good, I like a good shirt.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Hello Lovely!!!
*does the 'Officer and a Gentleman' pick-up-and-carry thing through the halls of b3ta*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Why aren't there more JPGs in the world?
*swaps tricorner for JPG's hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Probably something to do with the galaxy exploding or
some such malarky.

You look good in the hat, btw... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# :D Why thank you!
Are you still coming a-visiting on the 1st of June?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# gaz'd ya
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# That's her.

She has a lovely personality and hair.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Hooray for the May,
He may be a gay,
He never gets his way,
Why does he stay,
On that programme with twat Clarkson and pocket housewifes favourite Hammond when he could clearly outhink both of them into soup?

I need to work on that last line a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
# don't touch it!
the phrase "pocket housewife's favourite" is perfection.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Yeah.
I think the last line's a syllable over-long.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:27, archived)